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Jokes
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the drive...
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Males VS Females
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Okay, I'm not too sure how well this will work, but I saw it on another forum I belong to (NO..not O.com). Anyway, if you are female...you ADD 1 to the current number on the screen(+1). If you are male, you minus 1 from the current number (-1). Sigh.......I have no idea why, or what it i...
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Bronze Rat
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A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
Looking around at everything, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?"
The owner re...
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What your face says
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What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to re...
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Inside Out
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EMERGENCY ROOM - ALABAMA MEDICAL CENTER
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I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain't gonna make it!!!!
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Koala and the Lizard
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What ar...
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Luck o' the Irish
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 Here ya go mein Volk... Enjoy.
St. Patty's night saw Sean ready to go home from his Local. He went to get off the bar stool and fell flat on his face.
Mike the barman asked "Would ya like a hand there Sean me lad?".
"Nah Mike I'm fine, just need some...
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What is your love number?
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Your Love Number is 2
Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover.
Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes.
At times, your need to please...
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What Superhero are you?
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You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular sup...
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Aging Has Gotta Suck
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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since i...
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