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Crowded Heaven
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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I...
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Photogrrlz
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extr...
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Inside Out
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What Will Your Obituary Say?
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http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=114
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foxfyre
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How Well Traveled Are You?
(Preview)
Your Travel Profile:
You Are Extremely Well Traveled in the Midwestern United States (100%)
You Are Extremely Well Traveled in the Southern United States (85%)
You Are Very Well Travel...
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Buttercup
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Most Beautiful
(Preview)
A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of mammoths had spent the night in his mouth.
It felt good to be blind drunk, but the time came for him to go home and his wife was quite quick tem...
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Wise
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Scary Wife
(Preview)
There were three guys including Ben, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Ben remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to Ben and says: " Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ? "
Ben says "...
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Wise
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How Stupid Are You?
(Preview)
98% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
1% scored lower (less stupid).
What does this mean? You are 1% stupid. This means...
You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking. -- Edited by Buttercup at 10:37, 2006-08-09
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Buttercup
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What sign is your true love?
(Preview)
Your True Love Is an Aquarius
Why you'll love an Aquarius:
Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes.
You both see love as a bit of a game...
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Photogrrlz
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How Nerdy Are You?
(Preview)
18% scored higher (more nerdy), and
82% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.
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Buttercup
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8
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How Selfish Are You?
(Preview)
You Are 34% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.
How Selfish Are You?[/...
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Dorkman
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