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A week in hell
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're go...
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Legs
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Why did god put legs on girls? l l l l l l l l l l l l l v So they wouldnt leave a trail like a snail on the ground.
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Q and A Time with Dorkman
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Shouldn't "Fuck You!" be considered a compliment?
Yes, unless the person saying it is really ugly.
I asked my friend a question and she said "Shove it up your ass!" Should I be offended?
That depends. Was your question about an anal suppository?
My boss says the security...
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what kind of romancer are you
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http://www.bordeglobal.com/survey/what_am_i/sfesurvey.cgi-- Edited by proudcowife at 07:55, 2006-04-11
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a new disease
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Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous,high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 af...
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Square Testicles
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savingsaccount and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employ...
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stupid questions
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How many stupid questions can you think of....
why do we drive on parkways and Park on drive ways??
AND asked of me earlier today....
Why do men ask stupid questions???
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Straight Up
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Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Zipper is Open
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Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Zipper is Open
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis i...
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Kat
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How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
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You Are 30% Boyish and 70% Girlish
Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine. You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you. A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down. But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.
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