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What
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What can a bird do that a man can't do?
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How Evil Are You?
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You Are 46% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?
[url]http://www.blogthings.com/howevila...
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Politically correct terms
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Politically Correct (PC) Terms:
A Criminal - unsavory character A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged Abortion - Near-Life Experience Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining Censorship - Selective Speech Cheating...
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KatScratch
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Silly Fart Names
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The Fart Name List
The Alarm Fart - This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know ri...
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You know you're trailer trash when
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You know you're trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" b...
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Zombie
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25 signs you have grown up
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4 . 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You wa...
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Plush
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Apples and Wine
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Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree .
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the groun...
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deputy dinosaur
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Why black peeps Cant race NASCAR
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10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6...
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Easy Eman
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Colored People
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I cant take credit for this, its an old Ricahrd Pryor joke
- You white people are funny, when you get sick you turn green, when you get hot you turn red, when your cold you turn blue, AND you call US COLORED....
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Redneck Poetry
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Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
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