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How Evil Are You?
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You Are 46% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?
[url]http://www.blogthings.com/howevila...
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Politically correct terms
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Politically Correct (PC) Terms:
A Criminal - unsavory character A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged Abortion - Near-Life Experience Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining Censorship - Selective Speech Cheating...
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Silly Fart Names
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The Fart Name List
The Alarm Fart - This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens to you, you will know ri...
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You know you're trailer trash when
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You know you're trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" b...
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25 signs you have grown up
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4 . 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You wa...
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Apples and Wine
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Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree .
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the groun...
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Why black peeps Cant race NASCAR
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10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6...
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Easy Eman
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Colored People
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I cant take credit for this, its an old Ricahrd Pryor joke
- You white people are funny, when you get sick you turn green, when you get hot you turn red, when your cold you turn blue, AND you call US COLORED....
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Redneck Poetry
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Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
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Perv Quiz
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1) Whats your favorite position and why? 2) How many times do you cum when your doing it? 3)where would you like to do it but have not had the guts to? 4) what puts you over the edge when doing it? 5) What the kinkiest thing you've ever heard of? 6) ever jumped your guy/girl on a first date? 7) most unusual prop...
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