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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauf...
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From my daughter
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I posted this once on O.com and I still think its funny!!!!
Zen for those who take life too seriously 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. 5. 42.7...
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Jellyfish Bad Day
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If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
>This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad
>day at work ... think of this guy:
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>Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
>performs underwater repairs on offshore drill... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Your Mama
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I think every forumn should have a Your Mama section. Here are a few of my favorites:
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down
Your mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here face
Your mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking o...
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6 Signs That We're Doomed
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Copied from line of duty . com
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We o...
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Anniversary
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the dining room table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from hi...
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PC part2
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How to be Politicallly Correct in 2006 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DU...
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wondering
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Ever wonder what your computer does while you sleep to amuse itself? Click below to see what your computer does while you are asleep. http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm
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politically correct?
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A Sign at a Business Establishment Philadelphia, PA: WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ARAB TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE JEW" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. Most would be outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would thin...
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Dating Rejection Form
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Dating Rejection Form Dear (NAME), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however...
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