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I will survive
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I WILL SURVIVE! At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord, I almost died. But I'd spent so many nights Just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are, Another lie! I was ready for a Big Mac And you've brought me a Fre...
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lost wife
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A man went to a department store with his wife. As what sometimes happens, they went their own ways. The man was unable to locate his wife. He sees a woman and approaches her and says, " Hi there, I cannot find my wife, would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?" The woman says, "Sure, but why talk...
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Little Vito
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Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to b...
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gotcha
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Get Your Trailer Trash Name
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Mine is Betty Rae Sweetcheeks
Get Your Trailer Trash Name
My apologies to anyone that already has one. j/k
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Buttercup
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Baaahaaa
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Pacman
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new hunting stamp
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.The source was quoted to say, "All Americans have wanted to shoot a law...
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I wish...with a twist!
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My sister told me about this game...sounded cool.
The rules are this: You make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve, before posting his/her own wish to be twisted and granted. (Example: Poster A: I wish that I didn't have to sleep. Poster B: Granted. Yo...
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KatScratch
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TextTwist
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Addictive game I play. Found on:
http://www.shockwave.com
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slopegrrrl
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Nightstick humor
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I was working the other night and pulled over some punkass kid for rolling through a stop sign. He startes to argue about "But officer I slowed down and didnt see anyone so I went through the stop sign" I proceed to pull out my night stick and beat him about the head.
I says YOU...
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Easy Eman
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newborn
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A man anxiously waits the arrival of his newborn son. The dr. after the delivery comes out to the waiting room and tells the dad that the baby was born without a torso, arms or legs, he is only a head. The new dad does not complain. He raised the boy and loves him completely. Upon the son's 21st birthday he ta...
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