Jokes, Games, and Quizzes

gotcha · gotcha

God Said, "Adam I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then sai...

Photogrrlz · Photogrrlz

A - Age you lost your virginity? 15 or 16 I forget...lol B - Birthday? August 28 C- Dream car? jeep D - Dad's Name? andy E - Easiest person to make you laugh? stupid people F - Food you eat the most? mexican G - Any encounters with ghosts? not that I know of H - Happy? Varies daily I - Interesti...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 88, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING. THE 88 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY. THE 88 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITAL...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is tha...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

Homer, a handsome guy, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM to get a beer. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said...

KatScratch · KatScratch

My son put this by the coffee maker Monday morning..... link died.....

-- Edited by KatScratch at 16:33, 2006-02-02 -- Edited by KatScratch at 21:08, 2006-02-18

Buttercup · Buttercup

Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her...

Buttercup · Buttercup

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proudcowife · proudcowife

Men And Automobiles Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of low. The cylinders get worn and lose compression, ma...

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	God and Adam (Preview) God Said, "Adam I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then sai...	gotcha	3	396	Feb 3, 2006 by Inside Out
	A-Z Quiz (Preview) A - Age you lost your virginity? 15 or 16 I forget...lol B - Birthday? August 28 C- Dream car? jeep D - Dad's Name? andy E - Easiest person to make you laugh? stupid people F - Food you eat the most? mexican G - Any encounters with ghosts? not that I know of H - Happy? Varies daily I - Interesti...	Photogrrlz	17	707	Feb 3, 2006 by rainstorm69a
	italian bread (Preview) TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 88, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING. THE 88 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY. THE 88 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITAL...	texaschickeee	0	389	Feb 2, 2006 by texaschickeee
	can you hear me now? (Preview) An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do...	texaschickeee	0	332	Feb 2, 2006 by texaschickeee
	Mexican Tonight Anyone?? (Preview) A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is tha...	texaschickeee	0	337	Feb 2, 2006 by texaschickeee
	bets (Preview) Homer, a handsome guy, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM to get a beer. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said...	texaschickeee	0	337	Feb 2, 2006 by texaschickeee
	Mondays (Preview) My son put this by the coffee maker Monday morning..... link died..... -- Edited by KatScratch at 16:33, 2006-02-02 -- Edited by KatScratch at 21:08, 2006-02-18	KatScratch	0	368	Feb 2, 2006 by KatScratch
	Things to do at Wal-Mart (Preview) Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her...	Buttercup	7	475	Jan 31, 2006 by Pacman
	aren't they cute? (Preview) [IMG]https://i30....	Buttercup	7	387	Jan 31, 2006 by gotcha
	MEN JOKES (Preview) Men And Automobiles Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of low. The cylinders get worn and lose compression, ma...	proudcowife	3	392	Jan 31, 2006 by KatScratch
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