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A-Z Quiz
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A - Age you lost your virginity? 15 or 16 I forget...lol
B - Birthday? August 28
C- Dream car? jeep
D - Dad's Name? andy
E - Easiest person to make you laugh? stupid people
F - Food you eat the most? mexican
G - Any encounters with ghosts? not that I know of
H - Happy? Varies daily
I - Interesti...
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italian bread
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TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 88, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING. THE 88 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY. THE 88 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITAL...
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can you hear me now?
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An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do...
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Mexican Tonight Anyone??
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A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is tha...
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bets
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Homer, a handsome guy, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM to get a
beer. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said...
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Mondays
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My son put this by the coffee maker Monday morning..... link died..... -- Edited by KatScratch at 16:33, 2006-02-02 -- Edited by KatScratch at 21:08, 2006-02-18
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Things to do at Wal-Mart
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Things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her...
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aren't they cute?
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MEN JOKES
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Men And Automobiles
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of low. The cylinders get worn and lose compression, ma...
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Bodie funny
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ok i found this news article online last night my b*tch wanted me to post it here lol
BODIE was arrested for bestiality after he was found having sex his neighbour's goat at a village in Limpopo on Sunday morning, police said. Police Inspector Ntobeng Phala said the owner of the goat hea...
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