"Cat Calls" and "Pick up lines"

slopegrrrl · Who me?

RE: "Cat Calls" and "Pick up lines"

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

slopegrrrl wrote:

The one that worked on me: "Hey-nice to meet you....you're a rook right? Wanna back me up clearing that vacant?" Oh, and there's always: "That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

doest the back up one just float your boat. casue your a rook means you klnow nothing....

and the coming .....in his dreams -right slope

Inside Out · BITCH

Buttercup wrote:

Pick-up lines don't work, unless they are deliberately way over the top with the obvious intention of making the other person laugh. You can tell the difference between that and when they're seriously trying to use a line. I've always responded to someone who makes me laugh or who just strikes up an interesting conversation. -- Edited by Buttercup at 11:54, 2006-03-09

I couldn't agree with you more Butter!!!!

You can defiantly tell the difference...especially face to face...

ninjagirl · Lesbian with one exception

The one that I use alot that works well on girls...can I taste you?

Works especially well in the swingers club when the girl is already naked and Im already on my knees! lol

SWATcop · Stinky

I remember one night back around 1990 I was in a rather foul mood after having broken up with my girlfriend. A friend of mine and I were at a local bar getting shit-faced when an attractive young lady said nothing more to me than "Hello." I looked at her and laughed, and then said "I'd do things to you that I wouldn't even do to a farm animal." She walked away, but came back 5 minutes later and handed me her car keys. I banged the shit out of that chick. True story.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Pick up lines never worked with me....I am sarcastic and a professional eye roller.

When men used to hit on me, I raised my eyebrows, crinkled my nose a bit, smirked ever so gently and let out my best, "You have to be kidding" giggle. They usually went scurrying with their tail between their legs. If they didnt, engaged in small talk...nothing more. If they were looking for a piece of something, they werent having any luck with me. If I wanted to talk to them again, I got their phone number ......it was on my terms.

Now, I just flash the weding ring and tell them I am not intrested. I dont do that often since I dont patronize places where there is a chance someone may try to "pick me up" Thats so lame...pick me up...like I am used newspaper. Please.

Yes, I am quite the stuck up biatch...but why shouldnt I be.