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Plush


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Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer.





Rules: One liners only

-- Edited by plushleather at 23:34, 2006-03-15

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Buttercup


Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You're so ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Monkey Proof


Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

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laughing my fucking ass off

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You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
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You've got so many fat rolls you have to screw your pants on.

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I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

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Your teeth are so rotten when you smile it looks like dice.

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Plush


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You're teeth are so yellow when you smile traffic slows.


-- Edited by plushleather at 11:24, 2006-03-16

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Your teeth are so yellow it looks like you've been blowing the Simpsons.

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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin

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I heard you put saltwater in your panties to keep the crabs fresh.

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Plush


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You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. Tossing.

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You're so fat that when it rains you can use the freeway as a Slip and Slide

-- Edited by Buttercup at 23:45, 2006-03-15

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You're so fat you could bungee off the side of a Bridge and go straight to Hell.

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You have so much dandruff a fly landed on your head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years."

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You're so retarded, you took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jiff.

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You're like a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter and you still come back for more.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

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You're so nice, you blew Sparkle for a nickel when he didn't have the $2 you wanted to charge him for sex.

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Oh you Bitch.

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Buttercup wrote:
You're so nice, you blew Sparkle for a nickel when he didn't have the $2 you wanted to charge him for sex.


as Nelson from the Simpsons would say "Ha-Ha"

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Plush


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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

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plushleather wrote:
Oh you Bitch.


Does this mean I win?

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Butt out MP

Can't you see I'm all powerful and posts just go away. You want some of this?

-- Edited by plushleather at 00:24, 2006-03-16

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You've got so much hair on your chest it's all the way down to your balls.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 09:49, 2006-03-16

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It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.

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You're so short you can hang glide on a Dorito.

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Yummy

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I'm having flashbacks from fifth grade. 

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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

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Your breath smells so bad I don't know if you need a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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