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How to write a paragraph.


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How to write a paragraph:


Keep these thoughts in mind. When you are finished, reread your post. If you take a pause, insert a comma. If you ask a question, insert a question mark. If you are happy, try using an exclamation point or the punctuation mark of your personal preference. If you are finished making a statementplease use a period. The little black dot. These tools will not bite you, they can only help.


When trying to spell:


If it is a polysyllabic word, or just one or two words in a post, ok.  However, those of you who mispell the following words: those, she, her, how, when, who, are, and all of the other "simple" words and leave them mispelled because you are lazy, suck. I just think that if I have a point to make, I want everyone to understand me and not think that I am intellectually challenged. Class dismissed.

edited for clarity, grammar, spelling, punctuation, and political correctness....Buttercup








-- Edited by Buttercup at 19:25, 2006-03-21

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OK to each there own who really cares? I think its petty to  bring up what others do who cares. I do have misspelled words because I type fast. If people done like it then to bad don't read my posts that simple God this is the type of knit picking that went on at o.com seriously . It is a forum  to have fun with  not to have someone think they are superior and correct everyone. my God that is annoying.

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I , frankly, dont give a rat's ass how anybody spells or writes.


 There are many other things that bother me and poor grammar is not one of them.  



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Bread Styx wrote:


I , frankly, dont give a rat's ass how anybody spells or writes.  There are many other things that bother me and poor grammar is not one of them.  

Ty bread styx that why i love you but not like that. You dont sit in critical judgement of people.

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proudcowife wrote:

OK to each there own who really cares? I think its petty to  bring up what others do who cares. I do have misspelled words because I type fast. If people done like it then to bad don't read my posts that simple God this is the type of knit picking that went on at o.com seriously . It is a forum  to have fun with  not to have someone think they are superior and correct everyone. my God that is annoying.



That is dumb. If superior is, "not lazy", then yes. I think I am superior. If wanting to make sense is superior, then, yes i think i am superior.

Now all hail Plush, she's da bomb.

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proudcowife wrote:


Bread Styx wrote: I , frankly, dont give a rat's ass how anybody spells or writes.  There are many other things that bother me and poor grammar is not one of them.   Ty bread styx that why i love you but not like that. You dont sit in critical judgement of people.


Girl...I am way too flawed to be critical of anyone.


Thanks, love you back.


 



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plushleather wrote:


 That is dumb. If superior is, "not lazy", then yes. I think I am superior. If wanting to make sense is superior, then, yes i think i am superior. Now all hail Plush, she's da bomb.

Well honestly I dont give a rats ass what anyone thinks. Im here to  write on the forum and have a good time not deal with childish BS.  Dont like like it dont read it. Hails no one but chocolate cake lol

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Would you prefer a certain font size and text colour as well.

Oh, is it ok to use UK English rather than American English, being that I am in England but on an American forum.

*sparky puts his hand up, can I go to the toilet now Miss*

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sparky wrote:

Would you prefer a certain font size and text colour as well.

Oh, is it ok to use UK English rather than American English, being that I am in England but on an American forum.

*sparky puts his hand up, can I go to the toilet now Miss*



I am glad someone finds this humorous, it was intended to make someone laugh.

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sparky wrote:


Would you prefer a certain font size and text colour as well. Oh, is it ok to use UK English rather than American English, being that I am in England but on an American forum. *sparky puts his hand up, can I go to the toilet now Miss*

LMAO hahahaha And thats why I luv you sparky hahahaha you crack me up lol

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proudcowife wrote:

plushleather wrote:
 That is dumb. If superior is, "not lazy", then yes. I think I am superior. If wanting to make sense is superior, then, yes i think i am superior. Now all hail Plush, she's da bomb.
Well honestly I dont give a rats ass what anyone thinks. Im here to  write on the forum and have a good time not deal with childish BS.  Dont like like it dont read it. Hails no one but chocolate cake lol




I can appreciate that

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Sparky that was great.


 


Can I get up and let a big old fart in front of the classroom. 


 


 


 


 


Toby walks up to the front and farts in the direction of the teacher. 



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again no hard feelings

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proudcowife wrote:

again no hard feelings



of course not. It takes alot more than that to offend me. All with a grain of salt, PCW, otherwise i would be looney.

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plushleather wrote:

otherwise i would be looney.


Are you trying to convince us that you ain't.

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sparky wrote:


plushleather wrote:
otherwise i would be looney.

Are you trying to convince us that you ain't.




Well, no. You guys know better.

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What are you a fucken english major? or a teacher?


I think we over here TOP are much better than the ones over at O.com it really irks me to see something so easily spelled to be incorrect but consider the source some may be home schooled or ebonic or yes just plain fucken lazy so why are you so critical when I think we are way above the class curve?


How was that for a run on sentence?????

-- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 18:57, 2006-03-21



-- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 18:58, 2006-03-21

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deputy dinosaur wrote:

What are you a fucken english major? or a teacher?
I think we over here TOP are much better than the ones over at O.com it really irks me to see something so easily spelled to be incorrect but consider the source some may be home schooled or ebonic or yes just plain fucken lazy so why are you so critical when I think we are way above the class curve?
How was that for a run on sentence????? -- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 18:57, 2006-03-21 -- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 18:58, 2006-03-21




It was meant as a joke, but i must be hitting a nerve with everyone. LMAO. I guess we will be moving this poll to the "drama queen" section. This was not my intention, and damn, talk about a lesson learned.

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Ease up, my reply was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  run on sentence  get it!!!



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deputy dinosaur wrote:

Ease up, my reply was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  run on sentence  get it!!!



My mistake, Deputy. I should have hit Reply. It was not aimed directly at you. And i find it all quite amusing. Where's Photo. I need a beer. Yo! Barkeep.

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Here you go!!

-- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 19:10, 2006-03-21

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aaaaaaaaah, goes down smooth. Good choice.

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Now we have made funny and exhibited this is an "all in fun thread". No one yell at me about my class.

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Ahem....you may want to take a look at your original post.

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Buttercup wrote:

Ahem....you may want to take a look at your original post.



I thought you were my friend, butterboobies.

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plushleather wrote:


Buttercup wrote: Ahem....you may want to take a look at your original post. I thought you were my friend, butterboobies.

I am, you know I am.  I couldn't resist, though.

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And you should fix my post. Wouldn't want anyone to think I had a brain. And Damnit, I never said I was smart. I just said I know how to use a comma, and thought I would help. And I am never gonna hear the end of this, am I? And correct away, all of you. I want to go to college, soon. You will only improve my skilllllllzz.

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I've said you were smart.  Besides, I only corrected it because of the irony.  I understood exactly what you were saying.

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Buttercup wrote:

I've said you were smart.  Besides, I only corrected it because of the irony.  I understood exactly what you were saying.



That's cause you are nice, unlike sooooome people I know. I really do think that posting on a forum has improved my writing skills.

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plushleather wrote:

And you should fix my post. Wouldn't want anyone to think I had a brain. And Damnit, I never said I was smart. I just said I know how to use a comma, and thought I would help. And I am never gonna hear the end of this, am I? And correct away, all of you. I want to go to college, soon. You will only improve my skilllllllzz.


Let me know when.

I will email you a map of how to get there.

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