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How much would it take?



This topic came up at work last night…


Guys (Straight) how much $$$ would it take for you to blow another guy?


Girls how much would it take to get you to eat at the fury taco stand?


 


FAGS and DYKES, some question opposite sex?



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USofAcop wrote:


Girls how much would it take to get you to eat at the fury taco stand?  

Just not my thing.....sorry, I couldn't be bought on that one.....

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You have to, either that it is a bullet in the head. Demand too much money, you get a bullet too.


Make a decsion.



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ok, a fair question directed at USofAcop...how much would it take to pay you to perform oral sex on a female?


edited for grammar..forgot a word

-- Edited by MP_handler at 11:54, 2006-03-24

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USofAcop wrote:


You have to, either that it is a bullet in the head. Demand too much money, you get a bullet too. Make a decsion.


bullet in the head...lol


Now answer the question MP asked!!!!!!



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My integrity is worth a lot more than dollars and cents.


 



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Well to save my life, I would do it for free, but it would be a mess! I am talking puke everywhere! I can eat the hell out of a chocolate starfish, but fury tacos would make me hurl! To do it just for the $$ At least 10k.... ok call me cheap. I don't think we will find any guys in here eating tube steak for under a million

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USofAcop wrote:


 Girls how much would it take to get you to eat at the fury taco stand?  


I bet it wouldn't take much! A couple bucks for a razor to remove the fur!!!


I used to work with an old guy that looked like a skinny old school teacher who always wondered how much it would cost for a straight guy to turn gay. Well, oneday after a trip to the gym, we answered his question - $240


A workmate of mine had dropped into my gym to workout with me and decided to get a membership. So, as he was discussing joining with the sale gal she mentioned, "Well, we are in the west side a vancouver, and you could save ten bucks a month if you got a spousal membership." Well, according to my gym I've been a "married" gay man for 6 years.


Hey wait a second, I just noticed that it got nothing out of the deal!!!!! So, in my case I guess it was $0.. Shit!


So, do I now get access into that Gay/Lesbian section of the forum? haha


To answer your original question - not sure any money would be enough, but if there was, it'd be lots and lots and lots of money.



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Well to save my life, I would do it for free, but it would be a mess! I am talking puke everywhere! I can eat the hell out of a chocolate starfish, but fury tacos would make me hurl! To do it just for the $$ At least 10k.... ok call me cheap. I don't think we will find any guys in here eating tube steak for under a million


Well, I guess if my life was in danger, I would do it....that would be rape, though. Threatening to kill me if I dont eat taco....yea...thats legal. NO sense in leaving my daughter without a mother to save my pride, though. 


I could always rip off an inner labia and run.....if the butch wants it that bad and threatens my life.....she is not getting off that easy.


 Get it...getting off....HUH,HUH, HUH!   


 



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Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite.

-- Edited by plushleather at 12:08, 2006-03-24

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Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite. -- Edited by plushleather at 12:08, 2006-03-24


Haven't you heard of vagina dentata?  



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Buttercup wrote:

plushleather wrote:
Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite. -- Edited by plushleather at 12:08, 2006-03-24

Haven't you heard of vagina dentata?  




Did you make that up?lol no I haven't. I can happily say, I have never been bitten by a vagina, yet.

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Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite. -- Edited by plushleather at 12:08, 2006-03-24

Yeah, but...where has it been and how clean is this person? This refers to out little thread started by Photo about what you spray down there and the taste test. Please.......it doesnt bite, but it mught burn your eyes.

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given the choice--I'd shoot my self

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woodbutcher wrote:


given the choice--I'd shoot my self

Same here....

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Who needs cash... I would do it, only if Plush would act naughty on the web cam.

-- Edited by Photogrrlz at 09:10, 2006-03-25

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Photogrrlz wrote:

Who needs cash... I would do it, only if Plush would act naughty on the web cam. :rpfl:



I do not own a webcam, it's called plush vision. Damn woman get it right.

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plushleather wrote:


 Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite. Did you make that up?lol no I haven't. I can happily say, I have never been bitten by a vagina, yet.

Well wait until the weekend, to see if you can still say the same? 

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Photogrrlz wrote:

plushleather wrote:
 Whatever they are askin me to do probably won't kill me, but the bullet will. As far as money. I am not cheap but it's just a vagina, my god. It doesn't bite. Did you make that up?lol no I haven't. I can happily say, I have never been bitten by a vagina, yet.
Well wait until the weekend, to see if you can still say the same? 




I am avoiding all biting vagina's. Put a muzzle on that thing.

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plushleather wrote:


I am avoiding all biting vagina's. Put a muzzle on that thing.

Your the one trying to take it off the leash.

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USofAcop wrote:


 Girls how much would it take to get you to eat at the fury taco stand?  

Not enough money in the world.  Sorry but that is of no interest to me.

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 more then likily it would be a bluff. Not into that stuff.


stright as an arrow.



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Bullet !!!!   I've had my fill anyway!

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She'd have to be hot and I'd need a couple drinks.

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plushleather wrote:


 I do not own a webcam, it's called plush vision. Damn woman get it right.

Well then only if Plush acts naughty on Plush Vision... *hearing the thong song que*

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She'd have to be hot and I'd need a couple drinks.

So can I buy you a couple of drinks? 

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Sure...take your pick:


Whiskey and water, vodka tonic, Long Island Iced Tea, Car Bomb, Malibu and pineapple....


lol



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slopegrrrl wrote: She'd have to be hot and I'd need a couple drinks. So can I buy you a couple of drinks? 

Flirt! LOL....you crack me up!

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No way in Hell would I go for another guy.  I am not afraid of dying because I know where I would be going after my life here.  The question I have would be for the one dishing out the punishment.  Do you know where you are going after this life?  Can you live with yourself knowing that you took someones life in vain?  Or do you care?

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