I have winamp yahoo notifier. I was previewing lesbian porn and forgot that my contacts could see it. Uncle Rick will not be callin me anytime soon. lmao. Now that is funny.
One time on a traffic stop, I did a passenger side approach, of course that was during my FTO time, so my FTO did the inital approach, while walking back, I didn't realize there was a ditch cause of all the grass and down I went. Thank god the camera wasn't working that day.
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Oh and another one, I was on a assist to a DV call and the suspect fled out the back on foot, so here I go chasing him. He jumped a fence and well I attempted to jump a fence anyway I made it over the fence landed on my back near dog shit and out of the corner of my eye I saw dogs, but thank god they were in a seperate fenced in area. So anyway, I got up successfully jumped the other fence, lost my cruiser keys, found them and continued the hunt.
Later located the suspect, near trees and a river. He ran down towards the trees and river so I followed to an extent since, he had a knife on him and didn't want to be blindsided with an attack, so I report where I saw him and all that and of course as I turn to head back towards my cruiser, I fall again on rocks...OMG... that was not a stand up day for me.
BTW, me landing on my back, was due to the fact it was the first time I ever hopped a fence in duty gear, and the weight threw me off.
Oh and BTW, the suspect went face down up the stream/river... Caught him later.
-- Edited by Photogrrlz at 19:57, 2006-04-05
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Okay, this is kind of long but bear with me. A few years ago I went to work wearing a sweater that buttoned up the front, and the buttons were such that it appeared that they were buttoned wrong. All day long, people were telling me that my sweater was buttoned wrong and I'd say "It's supposed to be like that."
Well, our president (who's around my age and who I had a great rapport with) and I were walking through the plant, and all of a sudden he looked at me and said, "Uh, your sweater...."
So I said very carelessly, "Oh, it's supposed to be like that."
A few minutes later, I looked down and three of the top buttons were undone and there I was, exposed for all the world to see. I just buttoned them up and didn't say anything else about it. He kind of snickered, I was mortified.
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Okay, this is kind of long but bear with me. A few years ago I went to work wearing a sweater that buttoned up the front, and the buttons were such that it appeared that they were buttoned wrong. All day long, people were telling me that my sweater was buttoned wrong and I'd say "It's supposed to be like that." Well, our president (who's around my age and who I had a great rapport with) and I were walking through the plant, and all of a sudden he looked at me and said, "Uh, your sweater...." So I said very carelessly, "Oh, it's supposed to be like that." A few minutes later, I looked down and three of the top buttons were undone and there I was, exposed for all the world to see. I just buttoned them up and didn't say anything else about it. He kind of snickered, I was mortified.
OK thanks thanks, I know its long.
As far as the exposure, There not bad either..
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B cups...yopur not the only one with button problems.
My mom was in the elavator going up, and the fed ex man was riding the car to. she was nice and chatted a moment. He got off......she looked sown and her entire front was open
I was at work and doing group, and my bra broke. I was standing in fromt of about 18 people, mostly male. My top pops out and I just started moving my arms, and then ended group early.
(my bra had literly poped off me, thats what the pop out was.- took a long lunch that day)
My slip fell off at a Marine Military Academy Formal. I thought I would just die right there.....I stepped out of the limo my date had sent for me, got my flowers, took a step and DOH...the damn puffy slip thing I had on was on the ground.
Fortunately he was a dear gentleman, made the cadets who were escorting us to the dance hall "About face" and he turned the other way while I lifted my skirt to get the blasted thing....he helped me stuff it in my corsage box and escorted me to the bathroom. When he heard the cadets laughing about it, he yelled at them and I am sure he made them do something as punishment the next day.
He was very sweet and we had a nice time. I remember his name and his beautiful blue eyes and how nice he was about the whole thing...I was only 17 and that was just awful. It was like a bad Carol Burnett skit and so common for me......my whole life since I was a child has been a Lucy moment or Carol Burnet skit. I learned not to be embarrassed about things I do long time ago...
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The first time I met Pacman's mom, we were at his house, he was making this huge dinner and mom and some friends were over. I was actually behaving myself, no cursing, no heavy drinking, I was being all nice and stuff. His mom is a strong Christian woman, so I was fearful I would slip bad. We were having a good evening and all was going well..... We sat down at the dinner table and we were discussing foods we liked and didn't like, when out of NOWHERE, his best friend's cute little innocent fiance says, "Well Jen we heard you like sausage!"It was quiet for a second, then the whole table started laughing!! I turned beat red, while mom was STUNNED!
Amazingly enough I haven't seen her again.....
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The first time I met Pacman's mom, we were at his house, he was making this huge dinner and mom and some friends were over. I was actually behaving myself, no cursing, no heavy drinking, I was being all nice and stuff. His mom is a strong Christian woman, so I was fearful I would slip bad. We were having a good evening and all was going well..... We sat down at the dinner table and we were discussing foods we liked and didn't like, when out of NOWHERE, his best friend's cute little innocent fiance says, "Well Jen we heard you like sausage!"It was quiet for a second, then the whole table started laughing!! I turned beat red, while mom was STUNNED! Amazingly enough I haven't seen her again.....
At least she didnt mention the day she saw you at the consignment shop trying on used G-strings just for fun!
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anyway I made it over the fence landed on my back near dog shit and out of the corner of my eye I saw dogs, but thank god they were in a seperate fenced in area. So anyway, I got up successfully jumped the other fence, lost my cruiser keys, found them and continued the hunt.
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
It was quiet for a second, then the whole table started laughing!! I turned beat red, while mom was STUNNED!
