WTF people? Killed for NOT heating up his shit sandwhich? I cant take it anymore. I need to flip out like MIchael Douglas in Falling Down...
A man used a microwave oven to attack his girlfriend, who was fatally beaten after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.
Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, yesterday, just after midnight.
After throwing her to the floor Mr. Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto Ms. McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, police said he told them. Mr. Fordyce also told police he stomped on Ms. McCann's chest repeatedly, then banged her head off the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.
"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Mr. Fordyce as saying.
Mr. Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking Ms. McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said
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Easy Eman wrote: WTF people? Killed for NOT heating up his shit sandwhich? I cant take it anymore. I need to flip out like MIchael Douglas in Falling Down...
A man used a microwave oven to attack his girlfriend, who was fatally beaten after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said. Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, yesterday, just after midnight. After throwing her to the floor Mr. Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto Ms. McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, police said he told them. Mr. Fordyce also told police he stomped on Ms. McCann's chest repeatedly, then banged her head off the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said. "It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Mr. Fordyce as saying. Mr. Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking Ms. McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said
This story reminds me of a joke. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!!-- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17 -- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17
That's not a joke, RP......I have been slapped and choked by an old boyfriend who had a bit too much to drink once. Luckily I am strong enough to not be dead. Hitting a woman is never a joke!
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RPSucks wrote: This story reminds me of a joke. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!!-- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17 -- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17 That's not a joke, RP......I have been slapped and choked by an old boyfriend who had a bit too much to drink once. Luckily I am strong enough to not be dead. Hitting a woman is never a joke!
I can assume you have no black eyes? It was a joke!!!! Honest. I don't condone beating on anyone. It was what we cops call "dark humor." Look it up...
Bread Styx wrote: RPSucks wrote: This story reminds me of a joke. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!!-- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17 -- Edited by RPSucks at 16:57, 2006-04-17 That's not a joke, RP......I have been slapped and choked by an old boyfriend who had a bit too much to drink once. Luckily I am strong enough to not be dead. Hitting a woman is never a joke! I can assume you have no black eyes? It was a joke!!!! Honest. I don't condone beating on anyone. It was what we cops call "dark humor." Look it up...
I dont have to look up anything. I know what dark humor is and now that I know you are a cop, I understand you better. No harm, no foul.
If I had black eyes, my husband would be nutless....simple as that.
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Bread Styx wrote: sparky wrote: Bread Styx wrote: If I had black eyes, my husband would be nutless....simple as that. Or bollockless, as we brits might say.
In Texas, we say....5 Jones, which translates as Sin cojones. That's without balls in Spanish. Let me "splain" Cinco is 5 in Spanish and Cojones are balls in Spanish. Sin is without ......when you say Sin cojones very fast it sounds like Cincojones......5 jones. It is a play on words and you have to know what Tex-Mex is to get it....get it?
Nope, I have just read that three times, so I guess I will never get it now.
Bread Styx wrote: Ok..let me splain. The phrase "without balls" in Spanish is Sin Cojones. The the first part of the word is pronounced just like the word SEEN. Cojones are balls in Spanish. Cojones is harder to explain.....The j is pronounced like an H. Co-Hones ..the e being a short e. So we are thinking SEEN CO-HONES Now. The number 5 is Cinco (pronounced SEENCO) The last name Jones would be pronounced HONES, but with a short e to make it sound Spanish. 5 Jones would be Cinco Jones ...SEEN COHONES.....Sin Cojones. Do you get it now?
I'll say yes, just so that we can drop it.
Why can't the world be a totally English speaking place?, it would make life so much easier.
Bread Styx wrote: Ok..let me splain. The phrase "without balls" in Spanish is Sin Cojones. The the first part of the word is pronounced just like the word SEEN. Cojones are balls in Spanish. Cojones is harder to explain.....The j is pronounced like an H. Co-Hones ..the e being a short e. So we are thinking SEEN CO-HONES Now. The number 5 is Cinco (pronounced SEENCO) The last name Jones would be pronounced HONES, but with a short e to make it sound Spanish. 5 Jones would be Cinco Jones ...SEEN COHONES.....Sin Cojones. Do you get it now? I'll say yes, just so that we can drop it. Why can't the world be a totally English speaking place?, it would make life so much easier.
Si, yo comprendo mi amiga.. Yo tengo cinco anos en la escuela estudiante Espanol...
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And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
