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sparky


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How do you people in the states describe when it is the ladies time of the month?

Over here we say:

She is on,

She has her period,

She has the painters in,

She has the Russians in,

She has her monthly's.

Do you say the same sort of things or do you have your own sayings.

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I, personally just say..OTR.  (on the rag)


but alot of my friends say shes on her monthly .



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OTR is good, I will start using that one, thanks Texas.

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Aunt Flo

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Oh and well you can call the tampon a pussy stick

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Photogrrlz wrote:
you can call the tampon a pussy stick

OMG! That is hilarious. I've never heard that one before. LOL

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I've been thinking of inventing Male PMS so men can be in a bad mood and have a biological reason as well. It's only fair. My question is: How could I draw that so I can apply for a patent?

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Dorkman wrote:
I've been thinking of inventing Male PMS so men can be in a bad mood and have a biological reason as well. It's only fair. My question is: How could I draw that so I can apply for a patent?


You wouldn't say that if you had had kids. We really have the raw end of the fucking deal.

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Plush wrote:



You wouldn't say that if you had had kids. We really have the raw end of the fucking deal.


Ye sPlush is right, it is alot of pain that women go thru in bearing cildren, they should be thanked for the hard work that they do!!


Thank  You!



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Its a little different, but when a couple is having sex and its her time to bleed we call it "riding the red river."



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I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week"

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Plush wrote:

I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week"
No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though.

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Toby101 wrote:
Plush wrote:
I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week"
No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though.

Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you?

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Plush wrote:

Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week" No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though. Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you?

I have had worse, that is talking to PCW on a normal day.


 


Boy don't interupt PCW when she is on the rag, she is pretty bitchy. 



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Toby101 wrote:
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Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week" No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though. Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you?

I have had worse, that is talking to PCW on a normal day.
 
Boy don't interupt PCW when she is on the rag, she is pretty bitchy. 

Haha she could reach a new level of bitch as bad as i bet she is going to feel in the morning.

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Plush wrote:

Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week" No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though. Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you? I have had worse, that is talking to PCW on a normal day.   Boy don't interupt PCW when she is on the rag, she is pretty bitchy.  Haha she could reach a new level of bitch as bad as i bet she is going to feel in the morning.

no shit, but i am going to make sure I am up by 06:00 here, 07:00 there and wake her ass up.


 


 



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Toby101 wrote:
Plush wrote:
Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week" No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though. Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you? I have had worse, that is talking to PCW on a normal day.   Boy don't interupt PCW when she is on the rag, she is pretty bitchy.  Haha she could reach a new level of bitch as bad as i bet she is going to feel in the morning.

no shit, but i am going to make sure I am up by 06:00 here, 07:00 there and wake her ass up.
 
 

I will hear her yelling at you from here, i bet. You are an evil motherfucker, toby. This is why you will NEVER have my number.

-- Edited by Plush at 00:02, 2006-04-30

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Plush wrote:

Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: Toby101 wrote: Plush wrote: I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week" No wonder why your a bitch so long, are you sure its just a week though. Hold on let me find my dick so you can suck it. Bitchy enough for you? I have had worse, that is talking to PCW on a normal day.   Boy don't interupt PCW when she is on the rag, she is pretty bitchy.  Haha she could reach a new level of bitch as bad as i bet she is going to feel in the morning. no shit, but i am going to make sure I am up by 06:00 here, 07:00 there and wake her ass up.     I will hear her yelling at you from here, i bet. You are an evil motherfucker, toby. This is why you will NEVER have my number.-- Edited by Plush at 00:02, 2006-04-30
Oh yeah. I wonder what that number is that Photo gave to me. 

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She and you know better. That one she has is 1-800-GOTYOURHO. Lucy will answer only for you. I pimp out only the best ho's to you.

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Plush wrote:

She and you know better. That one she has is 1-800-GOTYOURHO. Lucy will answer only for you. I pimp out only the best ho's to you.

Nice thing about lucy, she doesn't go through that monthly period. I don't have to put up with that shit. 


 


 


Toby is jumping up and down



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Toby101 wrote:
Plush wrote:
She and you know better. That one she has is 1-800-GOTYOURHO. Lucy will answer only for you. I pimp out only the best ho's to you.

Nice thing about lucy, she doesn't go through that monthly period. I don't have to put up with that shit. 
 
 
Toby is jumping up and down

I think Toby needs to get laid.

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Time to use the "other" sheets


 There have been no fatalities accalaimed to "Red Wings".


 


 



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Plush wrote:


I call it the "leave me the fuck alone week"


yet again, we agree.


dont even want to think about sex during that time.


 


I also usse anut flo.



-- Edited by texaschickeee at 17:03, 2006-04-30

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yeah yeah toby dumb fuk im bitchy to you because you have no dick therefore you  dont mean shit  you lil faget  err um i mean USA'S BITCH

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The Red Sea


All the others I know were mentioned already.



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I use aunt flo too. I hate "the rag". Sound like something a hooker would say.

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So who here has earned their Red Wings?

I am still waiting for the chance to

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whats the reason?


its just....welll........gross. you want someone to do you at that time of the month?


 


 


(i prefer to go to sleep and curl up to a pillow...and heating pad)



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texaschickeee wrote:
whats the reason?
its just....welll........gross. you want someone to do you at that time of the month?
 
 
(i prefer to go to sleep and curl up to a pillow...and heating pad)


Well, I figure I can't knock it until I try it..... Not on the first day though that is usually the heavist.

But if no one will let me eat them or sex them on their period, I am fortunate enough that god gave me another hole to play with

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Photogrrlz wrote:

Well, I figure I can't knock it until I try it.....
I am worried about getting to my woman before she hits menopause.  Oh, is that too much over-40 TMI?


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Sparky, I dont use  slang to let others know I am menstruating. I was taught not to discuss such a private matter unless I was talking to my doctor or planning to get pregnant or trying not to....and that would only be with my husband ...I dont even say that to him; I just tell him its not a good time for that and he understands because I make make funny faces and point down. He laughs and asks me if its "harpoon time" That helps me remember that I am not Mary Poppins. 


If I must let someone know something so personal, I just say I am having my period or that "my little friend" is visiting me. 



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