'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
You know...I have always wondered about guys who claim to be straight, but enjoy watching porn. I think it was Ron White who verified that for me, in a stand up routine, when he claimed that all men have a gay side to them......after all.....would they rather see a small limp penis in a porno movie or a rock hard swollen one......
You see?
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
A proper title for moi? Hmmmm.... How about 'Resident Pervert'....or is it already taken?
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'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
NOT the porn! Jeeezzz! It's the STORIES! DO I need to draw you a picture?
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'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
Well, I WAS an Art major, butt....I enjoy writing MUCH better. It tends to leave MUCH more to the imagination.
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'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines