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Mr. Cool

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Yo, its Momma's Day soon


 Yep that Hallmark time of year again.  What to get my momma for mommas day. Not my real mom she just wants chocolate and a card made by the kids.  What do I get my wife?
I used to get her a real nice {re: EXPENSIVE} spa package but i think she didnt even use the last one. She wants to go out to dinner so thats duh, obvious. 
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Instead of getting her a spa day. Make her a spa basket. Anything you can find to pamper herself with. I looove to get those. Your wife could help you with that, I am sure.

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Plush wrote:

Instead of getting her a spa day. Make her a spa basket. Anything you can find to pamper herself with. I looove to get those. Your wife could help you with that, I am sure.



Speaking of stuff like that, have you used the one thing I got you yet?

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I would love a week of pampering.....no whining, no complaining...no ME, ME, ME......Just me......wake up when I want to, shower when I want to......eat whatever I want to........go to lunch and have my dishes washed for me...clothes washed for me, have my clothes ironed for me......do NOTHING for a whole week.......


 


Maybe a week long vacation in a mental hospital would be ideal....huh?


Shit...



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Divorce Papers?

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USofAcop wrote:

Divorce Papers?





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when is mothers day? i thought it was in june

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Divorce Papers?


Oh, nothing like that. I am just tired.


 


MP...Mothers Day is always in May and it is Sunday.


Father Day is in June.  



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oh

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MP_handler wrote:


oh


The only reason hubby knows it's on Sunday is because my daughter asked him what they were going to get me......he made a cute little, "OOPs" face when I told him it is Sunday.


If it was the flippin' Mothers Day Masters Golf Pro Tourney on ESPN , he would know what day it is on...dammit!  



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I'm sorry, Styx. 


My son is giving me a beautiful peridot bracelet.  I know I'll just love it!  That might have something to do w/ the fact that I picked it out & ordered it. 



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I'm getting my mom, and the two other mothers that I have..a gift cert to IHOP.


(mom likes IHOP..and Im not goinnga ll over the freaking place)


 



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Denny's is better

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I know. but mom like Ihop. its her day. not mine 

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when is mothers day? i thought it was in june


MP, your lucky someone covered your ass. You would have been in deep shit.


Do you at least know when your loved ones birthday is?



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MP, your lucky someone covered your ass. You would have been in deep shit. Do you at least know when your loved ones birthday is?

Yea MP, that was a close one for you

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MP I think you owe Breadstyx something for this.


 


What about some flowers or something.


 


 


 


 


Wait that might be a bad idea, her husband might get jealous. I don't want you to get your ass kicked, now if it was USA. That is another story. 



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Divorce Papers?


 


I ask again...


WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?




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$^%$ mothers day! LOL  I let the kids do it, it;s their mother. And I dont care for mine. ROFLMAO.

-- Edited by eltsacon at 01:01, 2006-05-10

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cd3kd wrote:


USofAcop wrote: Divorce Papers?   I ask again... WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?


 


HHHmmmm......


I am not seeing where you asked it a first time.


He asked for suggestions, I suggested something. Sorry if you don't like it, maybe he does, or someone else does. Geeezzz!



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I am not seeing where you asked it a first time.

I think he's asked you that in other threads. 


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USofAcop wrote: I am not seeing where you asked it a first time. I think he's asked you that in other threads. 

Well in that case, my malfunction is that i can not remember.

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MP I think you owe Breadstyx something for this.   What about some flowers or something.         Wait that might be a bad idea, her husband might get jealous. I don't want you to get your ass kicked, now if it was USA. That is another story. 


I am sure I will get flowers from someone...... My daughter will go find a blade of grass to give me and draw a pretty picture because she is like that. I will see my Daddy and he will get me something.....


I told hubby that he was on his own for Mothers Day....I dont know what i want he will need to figure it out on his own. He just stared at me...I think i saw some panic in his eyes. He will wait until Saturday night and really panic ...we will be at my sisters and my parents will be there. He will ask for their help....my daddy has always been a "giving jewelry" man and maybe he will help me out.  I have been wanting a necklace from Brighton; I should just send him a picture of it from the catalog   


 



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Toby101 wrote: MP I think you owe Breadstyx something for this.   What about some flowers or something.         Wait that might be a bad idea, her husband might get jealous. I don't want you to get your ass kicked, now if it was USA. That is another story.  I am sure I will get flowers from someone...... My daughter will go find a blade of grass to give me and draw a pretty picture because she is like that. I will see my Daddy and he will get me something..... I told hubby that he was on his own for Mothers Day....I dont know what i want he will need to figure it out on his own. He just stared at me...I think i saw some panic in his eyes. He will wait until Saturday night and really panic ...we will be at my sisters and my parents will be there. He will ask for their help....my daddy has always been a "giving jewelry" man and maybe he will help me out.  I have been wanting a necklace from Brighton; I should just send him a picture of it from the catalog     


 


 


Its called Mothers Day, why do guys have to give something to there wives. They should spend all this money on there moms and not on there wives.


 


Of course Fathers day is completely different, allow them to go golfing and everything is fine.



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MP I think you owe Breadstyx something for this.   What about some flowers or something.         Wait that might be a bad idea, her husband might get jealous. I don't want you to get your ass kicked, now if it was USA. That is another story. 



Promotoing violence againts another forum member


 


MODS!!!???



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So back to the whole Mothers Day thing...what are you getting your wife, mother or mother figure in your life....if such a person exists.


 



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Bread Styx wrote:


So back to the whole Mothers Day thing...what are you getting your wife, mother or mother figure in your life....if such a person exists.  


I will give her a hug, how does that sound. 


 



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Bread Styx wrote: So back to the whole Mothers Day thing...what are you getting your wife, mother or mother figure in your life....if such a person exists.   I will give her a hug, how does that sound.   

I think that sounds great!

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Toby101 wrote:


 I will give her a hug, how does that sound.   


Unless it's followed up by a present it sounds pretty frugal.  


 



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I have no idea what I'll get for my Mom and sister, I'll figure it out on Saturday. 



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