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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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US will have a feild day with this one. I was awoken to my apartment maintanence man yelling in my window at 8:30 am. He lets me know that the apartment manager, Sue, has my baby. He had gotten up, unlocked all the locks, and took off. I am waiting for CPS at my door right now. I am sure it is inevitable. A slide lock, way up high, is happening today.

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US will have a feild day with this one. I was awoken to my apartment maintanence man yelling in my window at 8:30 am. He lets me know that the apartment manager, Sue, has my baby. He had gotten up, unlocked all the locks, and took off. I am waiting for CPS at my door right now. I am sure it is inevitable. A slide lock, way up high, is happening today.

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Thank God nothing happened to him.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 09:43, 2006-06-15

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It is too early to start the running away games. It scared the shit out of me.

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It is too early to start the running away games. It scared the shit out of me.


What do you mean, you were still sleeping when your child was outside running around. Bad parenting skills here.


 


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So would some one tell me who the one human being is that has thought of everything and never screwed up before.....


Take note......   fix the problem.....   and don't let us have to talk to you again about this problem young lady.....



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Ah, you have a little Hoodini do yah? Don't sweat it, buy the extra locks and place them very high, out of reach of "chair assisted" kid hands. Look at it this way Plush, he is a thinker, a problem solver....he figured it out on his own. He didn't get hurt, and now you are aware. Thank God for his safety and get busy on putting in the new locks!

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things like this happen unfortunatly...my mom and my grandma have stories of me doing the samething to them, of course i dont remeber any of it

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The problem will be fixed today.

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The problem will be fixed today.

Why are you on your computer, when your son is trying to escape AGAIN. Hurry up and catch him. Photo we have a runaway child here, and Plush needs to be punished. What are you going to do.

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Toby101 wrote:

Plush wrote:
The problem will be fixed today.
Why are you on your computer, when your son is trying to escape AGAIN. Hurry up and catch him. Photo we have a runaway child here, and Plush needs to be punished. What are you going to do.


Toby, STFU. I( do not need photo to take care of my children. This comes from someone that was talking about putting them in bootcamp, so he didn't have to deal.

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Just giving you a rough time there Plush, I don't wanna start any fights now before I leave. 

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Just giving you a rough time there Plush, I don't wanna start any fights now before I leave. 

I would never fight with you. I just tell you to STFU. Seems to work

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this has happend before with him leaving?

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this has happend before with him leaving?

He tried to climb out his window once. He pushed the screen out with his feet. Needless to say, the window has been shut since that happened. There are kids outside and he tries to go outside and play, but he is too small.

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how old is your little hoodini?

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how old is your little hoodini?

He will be 2 next month. He is a problem solver and a climber. Makes him quite the daredevil.

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Plush don't feel too bad...other people have had it happen to them I am sure...just nobody is brave enough to say so...


I had a nephew spend the night with me one night while his mom was at the hospital...he was sleeping beside me...and when I woke up he had sunk outside also...but I did not live in an apartment I had to find him myself...he was playing with a stick in the fish pond behind my house...man I was scared and I let him know it...he never did that again...


 



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Plush,


I wouldnt sweat this too much. IF CPS shows up, and all, your being proactive and that will come through, loud and clear.


plus the fact taht nothing happend, and that it is not a normal thing with your children to be out and running while you sleep....says everything.


I know my mom talks about how she put locks and hooks all over the place due to my brother being able to pull this type of break outs.


the fact tht he is almost two, and showing this type of thinking...he is too smart-


for his own good really ....



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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Perhaps you should order one of these for the moment....



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Yes, it did. A lot

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Yes, it did. A lot





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Perhaps you should order one of these for the moment....

Thats good Buttercup, is that what your parents used on you?

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Only until I was 15.

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Only until I was 15.

then what did they use? Plush needs some ideas here. 

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They figured I was old enough to leave the house, so they had a LoJack type chip implanted in my neck, that way they could always find me.

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They figured I was old enough to leave the house, so they had a LoJack type chip implanted in my neck, that way they could always find me.

I thought you said they had a bar code tattooed to your ass.....

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Buttercup wrote: They figured I was old enough to leave the house, so they had a LoJack type chip implanted in my neck, that way they could always find me. I thought you said they had a bar code tattooed to your ass.....


The barcode was so she could be identified after they found her...


 


Plush, it's not that bad - be thankful it wasn't the middle of the night.  And my son never left the house (I already had those locks), but when he was 18 months old he locked me out of the house.  Then stood on the dining room table, laughing at me.  And refused to unlock the door.  For 20 minutes.  I had to pull an air conditioner out of the window to get back in.  It's upsetting now, but oh, in 20 years or so, you'll laugh.  Also, remember to take a lot of embarassing photo's to show future girlfriends.  Paybacks a bitch... 



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Buttercup wrote:


Perhaps you should order one of these for the moment....

 

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Plush, they're tearing you up girl.


Your son is safe, you learned a lesson.


'nuff said.


Love & Respect,


 


 



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