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To all the Bitches, Whores, and Sluts



To all the Bitches, Whores, and Sluts


 


I have Arrived, and I am here to set the records straight!!


Straight Up is Mine … So Back Off!!!!


I do not know whom the Picture is of that is "Driving him Crazy"


But Whomever it is better make sure I don’t find her.


Leave My Damn Hubby Alone


Stop sending him messages and pictures


And I know there is more than one of you doing this.


 


 



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OH DAMN!!!!!


 




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ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs....

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Bad Bread!!

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You can have him......I have my own and I dont take sloppy seconds.

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Photogrrlz wrote:


ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs....


There not mine!!!!


I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better.


I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas. 



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Mrs Straight UP wrote:


Photogrrlz wrote:
ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs....

There not mine!!!!
I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better.
I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas. 


So these are not your boobs?

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Hell NO!!


I,m not that trashy!!!


and off the internet My Ass!!!!


you can see the interior of his truck in the background!!!!



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Bad Bread!!

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Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas. 


Oh just work it, dear. Instead of getting mad at him and accusing strangers......have some fun. Show him what he has at home is better than any nasty crap he can see or get out there. 


Find an article about Lorena Bobbitt and tape it to his laptop as a gentle reminder of what he has at home.



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Bread Styx wrote:


Mrs Straight UP wrote: Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas.  Oh just work it, dear. Instead of getting mad at him and accusing strangers......have some fun. Show him what he has at home is better than any nasty crap he can see or get out there.  Find an article about Lorena Bobbitt and tape it to his laptop as a gentle reminder of what he has at home.


I looked at your profile.  There are a lot of phone numbers from Texas on his phone bill. 


hmmmmmmm



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Mrs Straight UP wrote:


To all the Bitches, Whores, and Sluts   I have Arrived, and I am here to set the records straight!! Straight Up is Mine … So Back Off!!!! I do not know whom the Picture is of that is "Driving him Crazy" But Whomever it is better make sure I don’t find her. Leave My Damn Hubby Alone Stop sending him messages and pictures And I know there is more than one of you doing this.    


 


Don't call me a Bitch,Whore or Slut. You do not know shit about to call me any of those. Before you start pointing fingers at anyone here you should find out if that is anyone from here.


 


It definitely isn't me since I am small chested. It might be that secretary chick that he mentioned in a post somewhere.


 


 



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Bread Styx wrote: Mrs Straight UP wrote: Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas.  Oh just work it, dear. Instead of getting mad at him and accusing strangers......have some fun. Show him what he has at home is better than any nasty crap he can see or get out there.  Find an article about Lorena Bobbitt and tape it to his laptop as a gentle reminder of what he has at home. I looked at your profile.  There are a lot of phone numbers from Texas on his phone bill.  hmmmmmmm


 


Mmmmmmmmmmm Bread are you a female or male?



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Hello, Mrs. StraightUp....

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Bread Styx wrote: Mrs Straight UP wrote: Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas.  Oh just work it, dear. Instead of getting mad at him and accusing strangers......have some fun. Show him what he has at home is better than any nasty crap he can see or get out there.  Find an article about Lorena Bobbitt and tape it to his laptop as a gentle reminder of what he has at home. I looked at your profile.  There are a lot of phone numbers from Texas on his phone bill.  hmmmmmmm


Sorry...not biting.


Besides, I look much better in a tight tank that the woman in that pic does. Plus, I dont wear such items out in public without another shirt over it.....trashy is not my game. Besides, my arms have never looked like that in my life.



-- Edited by Bread Styx at 13:38, 2006-06-23

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Mrs Straight UP wrote:


Hell NO!! I,m not that trashy!!! and off the internet My Ass!!!! you can see the interior of his truck in the background!!!!

DOH!!!! 

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Mrs Straight UP wrote: Bread Styx wrote: Mrs Straight UP wrote: Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas.  Oh just work it, dear. Instead of getting mad at him and accusing strangers......have some fun. Show him what he has at home is better than any nasty crap he can see or get out there.  Find an article about Lorena Bobbitt and tape it to his laptop as a gentle reminder of what he has at home. I looked at your profile.  There are a lot of phone numbers from Texas on his phone bill.  hmmmmmmm   Mmmmmmmmmmm Bread are you a female or male?


 


 


Female......



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Did you find my wiener pic in his computer?

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Did you find my wiener pic in his computer?


Shut up you flamingo!!


My Man is not GAY!!!



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This is a joke right???
Fucking ridiculus....


Well, if I was messing with someone's husband and his wife got on acting like this...it would entice me even more...LOL...


Geez



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Mrs Straight UP wrote:





Photogrrlz wrote: ummm I think we all thought it was ur boobs.... There not mine!!!! I seen them on his laptop when he was home the other day.  He claims that he got them off the internet, but I know better. I can't find them now.  It must be in one of the private areas. 





 


Now honey, I done told you on the phone where those pics came from, and that long blond hair you found on my bunk ... was from a lady DOT officer that inspected my truck.


Why is it you get this way every time you drink and take your Valium at the same time.  I'm telling you for the last time...I don't talk to the girls here.


 


 


 



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bad mamma jamma

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Straight Up,


Hey baby..I forgot to tell u that I found your wallet under the bed next to wine glasses and lube.


See ya later.



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Straight Up wrote:


 
, and that long blond hair you found on my bunk ... was from a lady DOT officer that inspected my truck.

 
 
 




yikes..thats the best one ever

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Well, sister......I have never had a blonde hair on my head or anywhere else......Hair like a raven....DaShiz is the blondie in this group.

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daShiznit wrote:


Straight Up, Hey baby..I forgot to tell u that I found your wallet under the bed next to wine glasses and lube. See ya later.


You know...


maybe if she took the curlers out of her hair


and shaved those freaking armpits once in awhile


she wouldn't find so many blond hairs in my bunk.



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bad mamma jamma

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You just painted such a nice visual..Muchas gracias.


 




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Hey dashiz, check out the piece of sirloin MP has bouncing on his face in the MP likes em big thread..


 


It is classic ......


warning......dont put anything in your mouth before you open the link. 



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Bread Styx wrote:

Hey dashiz, check out the piece of sirloin MP has bouncing on his face in the MP likes em big thread..
 
It is classic ......
warning......dont put anything in your mouth before you open the link. 




i wouldn't exactly call it sirloin..more like bottom round

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Bread Styx wrote: Hey dashiz, check out the piece of sirloin MP has bouncing on his face in the MP likes em big thread..   It is classic ...... warning......dont put anything in your mouth before you open the link.  i wouldn't exactly call it sirloin..more like bottom round


Well, you have a point there....it just sounded good at the time.


Chuck Roast, maybe....or maybe Chunk Roast!  



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MP_handler wrote:


Bread Styx wrote:
Hey dashiz, check out the piece of sirloin MP has bouncing on his face in the MP likes em big thread..
 
It is classic ......
warning......dont put anything in your mouth before you open the link. 


i wouldn't exactly call it sirloin..more like bottom round




Hahahahaha

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I am blonde,


I live in Texas...


I dont date, see or screw married men.


 


nice to meet you Ms. SU.


 


you bitch.dont call what you dont want to be called.....



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Bread Styx wrote:


Well, sister......I have never had a blonde hair on my head or anywhere else......Hair like a raven....DaShiz is the blondie in this group.

and she is ALLLLLL MINEs

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