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Snake Regurgitates Hippo


This is so gross, yet fascinating.


Snake/Hippo

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Interesting. Makes my delivery of an 8 pound 9 ounce baby girl look like the delivery of a rat poop.


Hmm...glad I wasnt eating.


That is amazing, though. But what a waste of hippo..why did he eat the damn thing if he was just going to spit it back out? Was that just a mom thing to say or what?


You need to put a warning on that...some of the guys may get really grossed out. Women can handle that sort of thing seeing that we have an amazing sretching body part and all.


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-- Edited by Bread Styx at 17:23, 2006-08-24

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Bread Styx wrote:

Interesting. Makes my delivery of an 8 pound 9 ounce baby girl look like the delivery of a rat poop.


Hmm...glad I wasnt eating.


That is amazing, though. But what a waste of hippo..why did he eat the damn thing if he was just going to spit it back out? Was that just a mom thing to say or what?


You need to put a warning on that...some of the guys may get really grossed out. Women can handle that sort of thing seeing that we have an amazing sretching body part and all.


Oh Kat...where are you? 





It looked like he was being provoked to regurgitate. I wonder if, left to his own snake devices, he would have simply digested it. I wonder how long it would have taken him to do that?

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Well, that was different! Yea, a little gross.


That snake must have been really hungry or needs glasses!



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It did look like it was being provoked..that was not very nice. I doubt it is defense mechanism on the snakes part because , he seemed more vulnerable puking up the hippo. I assume digestion of that hippo would take a long time and I dont see how the snake could travel well......you know how touch it is to walk after a hefty meal and all. Sometimes, I have to unbutton my pants....my husband usually makes some rude comment which entices me to threaten to puke on him and he says, EWWWW, I will pass!


 


The hippo looked like it had just been eaten......it wasnt gooey in digestive juices or anything.


Yuk...wonder what I will make for dinner?


 



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Bread Styx wrote:

It did look like it was being provoked..that was not very nice. I doubt it is defense mechanism on the snakes part because , he seemed more vulnerable puking up the hippo. I assume digestion of that hippo would take a long time and I dont see how the snake could travel well......you know how touch it is to walk after a hefty meal and all. Sometimes, I have to unbutton my pants....my husband usually makes some rude comment which entices me to threaten to puke on him and he says, EWWWW, I will pass!


 


The hippo looked like it had just been eaten......it wasnt gooey in digestive juices or anything.


Yuk...wonder what I will make for dinner?


 







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Hippo, the other other other white meat.

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I wonder if my jaws could un-hinge like that?

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I wonder if my jaws could un-hinge like that?




Are you going to try?

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Its amazing how its skin around its mouth does not rip as it opens its mouth so wide......do you see how thin that skin is?


If its that tough...would make a mighty fine pair of boots that could stand a licking and keep on kicking, huh?  



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Its amazing how its skin around its mouth does not rip as it opens its mouth so wide......do you see how thin that skin is?


If its that tough...would make a mighty fine pair of boots that could stand a licking and keep on kicking, huh?  





It sure would. I've never been fond of snakeskin, though.

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Are you going to try?


It didn't work too well.  but I got it pretty wide. 

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Bread Styx wrote:



Its amazing how its skin around its mouth does not rip as it opens its mouth so wide......do you see how thin that skin is?


If its that tough...would make a mighty fine pair of boots that could stand a licking and keep on kicking, huh?  




It sure would. I've never been fond of snakeskin, though.



My dad had a pair of snakeskin boots...or some reptile and while they were pretty...I was just grossed out by them.   

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foxfyre wrote:



Buttercup wrote:


Are you going to try?


It didn't work too well.  but I got it pretty wide. 



You must be very popular with the menfolk around your parts.....

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Bread Styx wrote:

Sometimes, I have to unbutton my pants....



I do that too.
Never knew ladies did it as well though.

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foxfyre wrote:

It didn't work too well.  but I got it pretty wide. 


Hmmmmmmm, how wide is wide baby?

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Bread Styx wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



Buttercup wrote:


Are you going to try?


It didn't work too well.  but I got it pretty wide. 



You must be very popular with the menfolk around your parts.....



I spose I would be, if I told them!  lol...

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sparky wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



It didn't work too well.  but I got it pretty wide. 





Hmmmmmmm, how wide is wide baby?



Wide enough for you, sunshine!


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Ooooooolala.

But how can you be so sure?

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Ooooooolala.

But how can you be so sure?



I just practiced regurgitating a hippo. 

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OMG, WOW.
Your scary.

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sparky wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:




Sometimes, I have to unbutton my pants....




I do that too.
Never knew ladies did it as well though.



Well, I am not your average lady....afterall!

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sparky wrote:


OMG, WOW.
Your scary.



That's right.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid. 

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Bread Styx wrote:



Well, I am not your average lady....afterall!



That is so true, Styx - you are above average in every way!

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I am now. I always thought you were such a sweetie.

Damn I am so confused now.

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sparky wrote:


I am now. I always thought you were such a sweetie.

Damn I am so confused now.



I've been telling you all along that I'm not sweet!  But that's no reason to be confused, Sparky.  I'm still loveable. 

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I have so much to learn about you yet.

Then I will decide for sure.

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foxfyre wrote:

sparky wrote:


I am now. I always thought you were such a sweetie.

Damn I am so confused now.



I've been telling you all along that I'm not sweet!  But that's no reason to be confused, Sparky.  I'm still loveable. 




She is loveable, but watch out, Sparky. She can unhinge her jaw, you know.

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Buttercup wrote:



foxfyre wrote:




sparky wrote:




I am now. I always thought you were such a sweetie.

Damn I am so confused now.





I've been telling you all along that I'm not sweet!  But that's no reason to be confused, Sparky.  I'm still loveable. 






She is loveable, but watch out, Sparky. She can unhinge her jaw, you know.



The better to bite you with, my dear! 

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