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Beer please

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Wake Up


It's 4:15 in the freaking AM.....


WAKE UP...   people.....


Damn...   If I can't sleep,   then you can't eithier......


 



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Sorry - I didnt' hear you yelling.  Slept late here.

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I didn't hear you either, sorry about that.

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Beer please

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Well at least I got the laundry out of the way......


Finaly...   about 5:30    I fell asleep....    Up at ten.....   ready to ride..... Well,   the log book says I am....


 Missouri,  Illinois and Indiana today.......boring....   too many trees....   where there's tree's,   there people....  that means traffic.....wich leads to assholes......



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Straight Up wrote:

Well at least I got the laundry out of the way......


Finaly...   about 5:30    I fell asleep....    Up at ten.....   ready to ride..... Well,   the log book says I am....


 Missouri,  Illinois and Indiana today.......boring....   too many trees....   where there's tree's,   there people....  that means traffic.....wich leads to assholes......




I thought buttcrack lead to assholes? Boy have I been mislead.

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Moldy

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ahh... I was here... just didnt have my ears on  ???

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pheonix wrote:

ahh... I was here... just didnt have my ears on  ???


You have detachable ears?

OMG, how freaky are you?

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Moldy

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Oh yah... I keep my  detatchable ears in my pocket along with my stretchy nose, fake wart and spare glass eye...   muuh wahh haaaa haaaa

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I was awake I didnt go to sleep until after 0600 this AM.... I hate being sick

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pheonix wrote:

Oh yah... I keep my  detatchable ears in my pocket along with my stretchy nose, fake wart and spare glass eye...   muuh wahh haaaa haaaa


Hahaha, I can see you being a much welcome addition here.

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BITCH

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pheonix wrote:


ahh... I was here... just didnt have my ears on  ???



That sounds like something that Straight Up would say....are you a Sexy Mothertrucker also?


 



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Moldy

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Sparky......



angels aren't the only ones w/ wings 



 



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Inside Out wrote:



pheonix wrote:


ahh... I was here... just didnt have my ears on  ???



That sounds like something that Straight Up would say....are you a Sexy Mothertrucker also?


 





 


lol.... SEXY depends on which side of the fence you are on...




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sparky wrote:



pheonix wrote:



Oh yah... I keep my  detatchable ears in my pocket along with my stretchy nose, fake wart and spare glass eye...   muuh wahh haaaa haaaa




Hahaha, I can see you being a much welcome addition here.



LOL ... do you have your broomstick handy also ... to sweep the creepys away?

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Moldy

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Inside Out wrote:



sparky wrote:



pheonix wrote:



Oh yah... I keep my  detatchable ears in my pocket along with my stretchy nose, fake wart and spare glass eye...   muuh wahh haaaa haaaa




Hahaha, I can see you being a much welcome addition here.



LOL ... do you have your broomstick handy also ... to sweep the creepys away?



There you go... bop the creepies with my broom.. pop them into tiny display jars and keep them in rows in the basement on shelves where they cant bother anyone again... a public servent I am....

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pheonix wrote:

Sparky......



angels aren't the only ones w/ wings 



 




Hell, I know...........








......panty liners have wings too.

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Straight Up wrote:



It's 4:15 in the freaking AM.....


WAKE UP...   people.....


Damn...   If I can't sleep,   then you can't eithier......


 





Shit I get up at 5:28 am... Maybe I need to get up earlier with u SU.  We need to fuk with these peeps...


Hmm now only I if I could go to sleep without my neck killing me.  MY Freaking neck has been in spasms for about oh 3 MONTHS,,,GO to the real doc on Tuesday. I cant wait that long...



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Moldy

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sparky wrote:




Hell, I know...........




......panty liners have wings too.




LOL  


 


   ... gotta ask:  do panty liners make you soar?!?!?!?! 


(if so we might be needing to have a serious talk on the side....    )


there ARE other options available...  



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Easy Eman wrote:




Shit I get up at 5:28 am... Maybe I need to get up earlier with u SU.  We need to fuk with these peeps... I haven't even gone to bed yet at 5:28 am....    whats this weeks "the fuk with the peeps" game plan? 


Hmm now only I if I could go to sleep without my neck killing me.  MY Freaking neck has been in spasms for about oh 3 MONTHS,,,GO to the real doc on Tuesday. I cant wait that long... What caused the neck spasms? displacement or disease/illness? (or something else?) hope the doc helps you.






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pheonix wrote:


LOL  


 


   ... gotta ask:  do panty liners make you soar?!?!?!?! 


(if so we might be needing to have a serious talk on the side....    )


there ARE other options available...  




Hahaha, I don't think I could answer that question.

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Moldy

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sparky wrote:



Hahaha, I don't think I could answer that question.



Dont think you CAN or are you UNWILLING to answer that question????


Come on Sparky.....  inquiring minds want to know.... do panty liners  really make you soar??  or.. do they just make you  sore???   Would it just make-your-day and give you that  "added lift"  and "sense of  freedom" if I sent a case of them to you???  I've got my ears on..and I'm sure everyone else does too....


does Sparky   


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OMFG, and I and others thought my tampon fetish was weird.

Now this is getting freaky, I can't help thinking of panty liners when I hear the word wings.

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     Now.... I've been told that  good angels wear panties....soooo.. technically... couldn't they be classified as "panty liners with wings"?  (psst... trying to find an acceptable reason for your association of panty liners and wings....  no    I dont even want to think about where you put your tampons!!!   )



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It's not where I put my tampons you silly fucker, it is what i like to do with females tampons that is the issue here.

I sure as shit am not sticking a tampon up the end of my dick.

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I had cotton stuck in my ears.

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Beer please

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Panties and pussys......   this is really going to help me sleep tonight....

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I think I'm going to LIKE this forum! 

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Moldy

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sparky wrote:


It's not where I put my tampons you silly fucker, it is what i like to do with females tampons that is the issue here.

I sure as shit am not sticking a tampon up the end of my dick.




 


  well now... I can sleep better tonight knowing that!



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Moldy

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Baseball Babe wrote:


I had cotton stuck in my ears.


    yup...  uh huh....   sure you did...    *wink wink*

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Moldy

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Straight Up wrote:


Panties and pussys......   this is really going to help me sleep tonight....



Aren't you supposed to be driving a truck or something????  Youre not allowed to sleep!!!


OH YAH....  and wasnt that a picture of a pussy stretched out across your dashboard????


hmmmmm   panties....  what are we going to do about the panties.......  ???  hmmmmm


 


 



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