OK so Iam off today. Guess what I did to enjoy my nice weathered day offf. Had breakfast consisting of 2 organic honey oat waffles and a chocolate chip eggo and a cuppa joe..
Wacky, I mean wifey got the kids off to school and she went to school. ME? I played on the internet for a few. I went to get my hair cut {WHOOO WHOOOO} are we having fun yet?
I went to the motorcycle place to see if my luggage that I ordered 3 weeks ago came in, NOPE..
I went to get a coffee and old fashioned crumb cake {the highlight of the day} at Starschmucks. Then I spent about 15 minutes looking at VWs. Then off to pick up my daughter AND the neighbors kid at 1130. Then I asked if they wanna go out to eat, NOPE. I sat at home TRYING to get on the internet but THEY wanted to play on the internet. So i went upstairs and went to watch last nights episode of HOUSE, Do ya think I WATCHED IT?? NOPE the VCR sucks donkey schlong, didnt tape too well. Cant watch a scratchy grainy video.
Well then about 3:45 my son came home and with that the neighbor kids all came over. Wifey is still out, at work or at the laser hair-ologist lady, then its off to work for her. ME? Iams till sitting here, finally I try to play the drums but its been months and I sound like a 7 y.o. so I see that the kids actually leave. Hmmm its free kids night at DENNY's. DO my kids want to go out to eat? NO, they want that PUSH HERE TO OPEN Mac and freakin cheese. So in closing, MY DAY OFF SUCKS BALLS..........
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Oh yeah, to add insult to my loser day off, its a nice day out adn I CANT RIDE THE BIKE. ALso I had a service appointment this AM for the bike and all I needed was the wife to pick me up. Its about 15 miles away. Can she do that?? NO, she is ins chool, than off to her laser hair lady then off to work.. I would rather fuckin work...
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Well..... Not to one up ya,..... But if you want....I'm taken the next few days off after being gone six weeks.....You can come help me work on my truck, spend my profits, and drink beer till I'm so broke I have to go back to work again.....
Buttercup wrote: Poor E. I'm sorry that you had such a miserable day off.
Isnt there a PATTERN here?? I mean Butternups knows me and she has heard this B.S. before. WHEN does it get better? Maybe when the kids leave for COLLEGE
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Buttercup wrote: Poor E. I'm sorry that you had such a miserable day off.
Isnt there a PATTERN here?? I mean Butternups knows me and she has heard this B.S. before. WHEN does it get better? Maybe when the kids leave for COLLEGE
It will get better before that, E.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
Buttercup wrote: Poor E. I'm sorry that you had such a miserable day off.
Isnt there a PATTERN here?? I mean Butternups knows me and she has heard this B.S. before. WHEN does it get better? Maybe when the kids leave for COLLEGE
It gets better when you make it better. Sitting around eating ripped open boxes of Mac and cheese while you wife gets her hair lasered off is not a dream life. It doesnt have to be that way.
Get a massage, get your back hair waxed, go lift some weights...buy a chain saw, slice open all the boxes of Mac and Cheese in your house and put the pasta in ZipLoc bags. Go wild , man....you are only young , once.
Look at me....a prime example of what happens when you spend your days off doing nothing.
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
