texaschickeee wrote:

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*grabs the lysol spray*

 

 

it smells after you do it.   

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Well   it's not like I eat Roses

Speaking of shit......what make people think that their shit does not stink? It is a natural physiological character of feces...to smell....there is a reason for it and I learned that years ago in Anatomy 101. I remembered it for the test and forgot it; it was of no use for me.

If you think about it....

Our intestines are at least 30 feet long........even after a good dump, we have waste sitting around building up gases and toxins that mix with biological juices and VIOLA! It smells. It is an endless cycle and we are all literally full of it.

Colonic, anyone? 

texaschickeee wrote:

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bread-

if we didnt take a good big dump at least once a day, we would be shitty.

If we dont have a BM after tht fora  week, thers is a good chance that we could, in fact , die  full of shit.

 

 

and its solid waste, gasses and the like ...jut like bread said.

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That is really dangerous to have all that waste inside our bodies......  

KatScratch wrote:

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OK...it finally has happened.....people are talking about shit, no things happening that are referred to as "shit" inslang, but actual fucking shit.....

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Yes, it has come to this.

Straight Up wrote:

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I herd that people that have brown eyes are full of shit .....   wonder if thats true....

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So what about blue eyes? Would green be puss?????

KatScratch wrote:

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Straight Up wrote:

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I herd that people that have brown eyes are full of shit .....   wonder if thats true....

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So what about blue eyes? Would green be puss?????

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Eye color has nothing to do with what our bodies are filled with.......otherwise they would be mood eyes.

Shit is not always brown, you know!

This is getting really gross.... 

MP_handler wrote:

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redneck colonic irrigation

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FINALLY...a picture of S.U........thanks!

no caption needed



-- Edited by MP_handler at 10:51, 2006-11-03

It is really sad that it has come to this. But hey, this is more interesting than the NAACP thread. Carry on.

SHIT.....    Did someone call MP??  You may not know his first name, it is Piece with a middle initial of O.

 

BTW, Piece O. SHIT, this is you daily reminder.

-- Edited by USofAcop at 11:05, 2006-11-03

Bread Styx wrote:

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USofAcop wrote:

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SHIT.....    Did someone call MP??  You may not know his first name, it is Piece with a middle initial of O.

 

BTW, Piece O. SHIT, this is you daily reminder.

-- Edited by USofAcop at 11:05, 2006-11-03

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HI...i was hoping you would show up today!

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I am here at least once a day. I need to remind MP that I think that he is a Piece O. Shit and that he needs to deal with me on some old issues.  I attemtpted for some time to do that in PM land, but he seems to be closely related to that guy named Chicken Shit.

-- Edited by USofAcop at 11:16, 2006-11-03

Straight Up wrote:

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Bread Styx wrote:

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Eye color has nothing to do with what our bodies are filled with.......otherwise they would be mood eyes.

Shit is not always brown, you know!

This is getting really gross.... 

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I took some of that pink stuff one time and shit green for the next week ...

can you explain that?

 

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Many times, green poop is indictive of a high iron source in ones diet. For a whole week? Perhaps you thought it was the pink stuff that caused it.....what else did you eat that week?

Straight Up wrote:

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Bread Styx wrote:

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Straight Up wrote:

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Bread Styx wrote:

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Eye color has nothing to do with what our bodies are filled with.......otherwise they would be mood eyes.

Shit is not always brown, you know!

This is getting really gross.... 

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I took some of that pink stuff one time and shit green for the next week ...

can you explain that?

 

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Many times, green poop is indictive of a high iron source in ones diet. For a whole week? Perhaps you thought it was the pink stuff that caused it.....what else did you eat that week?

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Just IO

Does that count for anything??

 

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Nah...no nutrients in that...a diet consisting of pink stuff and poon can make your poop  green.

Your recreational dining habits are fine as long as you supplement that with food from the 4 basic food groups.

My daughter ate a whole package of blueberries one day and when her poop was blueish -purple, I was a bit worried. I did not panic, but merely thought about what she ate the day before.

Rule of poop.... If too much of one thing enriched with certain vitamins or natural/artificial coloring that can be digested goes in....something weird and colorful will come out .

MP_handler wrote:

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maybe we need to change the topic title to Poop 101

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Go for it!