After 9 years as a cop, I thought I knew what an asshole driver was. Towing a 28 foot camper trailer through Columbus and Atlanta taught me I was mistaken. That state has to have the biggest population of prick motherfuckers on the face of the earth. ASSHOLES!!!
...and if you happen to be one of the bastards who cut me off, ran me off the road, refused to let me change lanes, turned in front of me, or any combination of the above, I have one thing to say:
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
