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texaschickeee


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Plane forced to land after passenger passes gas, lights match to cover scent

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NASHVILLE, Tenn.  — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.


An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.


The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.


The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.


"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."


The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.




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Photo, you had to know someone would smell it.

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How do we know it wasn't you. Butt-cups?

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We just do.

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Okay. We'll take your word for it.

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I guess butter's farts dont smell bad, therefore she doesnt have to light a match.


 


 




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Perhaps not. But I'd be willing to bet, they're highly flammable.th_LaughingFace.gif

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Perhaps not. But I'd be willing to bet, they're highly flammable.th_LaughingFace.gif




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  WHAT????!!!!!!


 


 


*angelface* what did I do Butter?


 


 


*snicker snicker*



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I will no longer participate in this absurd speculation about me and effluvium.

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I never said you did it, or anything. All I said was your farts dont smell.




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Buttercup wrote:

I will no longer participate in this absurd speculation about me and effluvium.

Party pooper.

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texaschickeee wrote:


I guess butter's farts dont smell bad, therefore she doesnt have to light a match.


 





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I will have to remember not to do this when I am on a plane next week monday. 

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If only I could of been on that plane!!!!!!! I could of made even a bigger deal out of it. Pull down the oxygen masks,,,, get real dramatic!!!! O yea,,, that would of been choice!

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texaschickeee wrote:


I guess butter's farts dont smell bad, therefore she doesnt have to light a match.


 






*be a good Kitty, be a good Kitty.....*





 


 go ahead kat............



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 *HUGS BUTTER*

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texaschickeee wrote:

 *HUGS BUTTER*

Careful. Don't want to sqeaze her too hard.

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I would have just let it rip.  I love to watch peoples faces as they try to figure out where the smell is coming from.  That is unless it's not an sbd then I just laugh and fan it away.

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I hate when people do that on planes. With all the recirculated air, you never know who to give an evil eye to.

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I'm thinking the next time I get board .....


 


I'm going to eats me lots of beans .....


 


Then fly some where ......



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I cannot believe that I am participating in this thread.

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Buttercup wrote:

I cannot believe that I am participating in this thread.


Well when I have to take my morning shit tomorrow I will wait til I get onto the airplane and then drop a load. That will make the plane smell really good.


 


 


 


 


I was just told that we are having beans tonight.



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Buttercup wrote:

Photo, you had to know someone would smell it.


Hell it wasnt me this time...I want everyone to gasp in my farts..No concealing here....You should know that...Remember that time I gave you the dutch oven and you refused to leave from under the covers...oooo that smell....

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