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Buttercup


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If you realize that you have an expired bag of Doritos, it is advisable to open the bag before discarding it. Don't put the bag in your kitchen trash can, then add more trash and push it down to get the maximum use of your trash bag, forgetting that there's a bag of Doritos already nestled there. Otherwise you risk the Dorito bag bursting at one end, spewing a fine dust of habanero Doritos in your face and onto the surrounding floor.


-- Edited by Buttercup at 19:07, 2006-12-10

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I thnk that somebody got sprayed with doritos dust today.




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Who on earth has un-opened, expired Dorito's? Rather than disposing of them, next time EAT THEM!     

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WOW!!!

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foxfyre wrote:

Who on earth has un-opened, expired Dorito's? Rather than disposing of them, next time EAT THEM!     


Usually I do eat them! I try not to eat a lot of that stuff, but I do like those Doritos and every once in a while I'll buy a bag and forget that I have it. It's terrible, because I really, really hate to waste food. And I really, really like the habanero Doritos.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 19:52, 2006-12-10

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LOL.

Sorry, nothing more to say than LOL, that is all that came to mind here.

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What was really funny is that for a second I didn't realize what happened. There was a loud pop and all of a sudden there was a cloud of red dust. I thought, "What the...." and then realized what it was.

Sadly, since there was that much air in the unopened bag, the Doritos were probably not as stale as I thought they'd be, even though the expiration date has passed.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 20:01, 2006-12-10

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I hope your not doing this with beer ......      thats an absolut no...no


 


 



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EXPIRED Snack bags?
Jeez what were they from?  1995?


 



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Buttercup wrote:

Usually I do eat them! I try not to eat a lot of that stuff, but I do like those Doritos and every once in a while I'll buy a bag and forget that I have it. It's terrible, because I really, really hate to waste food. And I really, really like the habanero Doritos.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 19:52, 2006-12-10

Oh, the sad, shameful waste of it all!  A moment of silence, please, for the disposed of, unappreciated Doritos.  Doritos, we hardly knew ye...

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Easy Eman wrote:

EXPIRED Snack bags?
Jeez what were they from?  1995?


 




They were about a month past the expiration date.

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Are you sorry, yet, that you mentioned this tip?

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foxfyre wrote:

Are you sorry, yet, that you mentioned this tip?



No, because if I can save just one person from a Dorito explosion or one bag of Doritos from abandonment, it will be worth enduring the ridicule.


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There enough preservatives in those chips to keep you preserved for years after you die from eating junk food like that ......


 


You should have gave them the proper burial of flushing them down the toilet a few days after you ate them ...



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Straight Up wrote:

There enough preservatives in those chips to keep you preserved for years after you die from eating junk food like that ......


 


You should have gave them the proper burial of flushing them down the toilet a few days after you ate them ...




That's not true about those particular Doritos, they contain monosodium glutamate (which is a flavor enhancer, not a preservative), but they don't contain any preservatives and they don't contain trans fats. And just like anything else, enjoying them in moderation isn't going to kill you.

And I decline any discussion about my digestive system.

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Buttercup wrote:


Straight Up wrote:



There enough preservatives in those chips to keep you preserved for years after you die from eating junk food like that ......



 



You should have gave them the proper burial of flushing them down the toilet a few days after you ate them ...







That's not true about those particular Doritos, they contain monosodium glutamate (which is a flavor enhancer, not a preservative), but they don't contain any preservatives and they don't contain trans fats. And just like anything else, enjoying them in moderation isn't going to kill you.

And I decline any discussion about my digestive system.



I should have known better then to try that line on a cooking egg head like you ....



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I may not know much, but I know food.

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Buttercup wrote:


I may not know much, but I know food.


Well then .....   call me a hot dog and eat .........   no   no  no   ...


not going to say it cause I love you this


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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I like the habanero Doritos too.

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You didnt get Dorito dust in your eye did you? That would burn

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I hope u have an emergency eye wash available....lol

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I have an image of Buttercup ....face covered in a fine habanero dust.......digging through the trash and eating Doritos....


 


 


 


KAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT...... 



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LOL. Sorry, nothing more to say than LOL, that is all that came to mind here.

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