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Ewww.

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Oddly enough, I have been drunk many, many, many a time, and NONE of those things has ever happened to me.  I should drink more often. 

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None of those things have happened to me, either. You know, #5 is MP.

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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods

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None of those things have happened to me, either. You know, #5 is MP.


I was afraid of that.  Or of #2.  Or both. 


Tell us the truth, MP!



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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods

And thanking the nice toilet bowl for being nice & cool on the sides. 

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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods

And thanking the nice toilet bowl for being nice & cool on the sides. 


exaclty!...those were the days. wowsers, i just had a flashback from a night of drinking Jagermiester, never again.

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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods



And thanking the nice toilet bowl for being nice & cool on the sides. 




exaclty!...those were the days. wowsers, i just had a flashback from a night of drinking Jagermiester, never again.

Lol, I can't even say Goldschlager without gagging. 

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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods



The thing I hated about having too much to drink (other than the inevitable porcelain worship) was when the room would spin, that was awful.

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oh god the spins..make it stop, can't close my eyes or i'm gonna blow chunks...yup, those were the days

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Of course, then I'd vow to never drink again.

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lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods



And thanking the nice toilet bowl for being nice & cool on the sides. 




exaclty!...those were the days. wowsers, i just had a flashback from a night of drinking Jagermiester, never again.

Lol, I can't even say Goldschlager without gagging. 


The absolute worst drunk experience I ever had was with Southern Comfort. To this day, I can't drink it or even smell it without thinking, "ugh."

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If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 


And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!



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The absolute worst drunk experience I ever had was with Southern Comfort. To this day, I can't drink it or even smell it without thinking, "ugh."

It isn't very comforting, is it? 

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foxfyre wrote:

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foxfyre wrote:



Monkey Proof wrote:



lol..usually I'm on the floor hugging the bowl praying to the Porcelain Gods



And thanking the nice toilet bowl for being nice & cool on the sides. 




exaclty!...those were the days. wowsers, i just had a flashback from a night of drinking Jagermiester, never again.

Lol, I can't even say Goldschlager without gagging. 


The absolute worst drunk experience I ever had was with Southern Comfort. To this day, I can't drink it or even smell it without thinking, "ugh."


lol, samething here with Jager, Gin, and Strawberry Hill

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If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 


And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!





No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."

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lol, samething here with Jager, Gin, and Strawberry Hill


Strawberry Hill, what's that?

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foxfyre wrote:

If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 


And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!





No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."


ha, haha...I'm soo tempted so say something but i won't

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foxfyre wrote:



If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 



And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!







No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."

Oh, you OBVIOUSLY weren't an experienced drunkard!

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If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 


And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!




Oh, the vow would last until the hangover ended.

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foxfyre wrote:

If you kept one hand on the wall, and one foot on the floor, the spins would stop. 


And how long did that vow to not drink last?  1 day?  1 week?  Although, that time I was hungover for 3 days, that vow lasted a couple of months...  Ah... Good times!





No wonder it never seemed to stop...[color-white]my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."


ha, haha...I'm soo tempted so say something but i won't


I admire your restraint.



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No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."

You were capable of removing your clothing????

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I once woke up on a bus bench not knowing what, where, when, and how i got there

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No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."

You were capable of removing your clothing????


They were far too restrictive - they had to go. But I always waited until I was at home, haha.

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foxfyre wrote:



Buttercup wrote:



No wonder it never seemed to stop...my preferred method of handling it was to remove my clothing, lie in bed in the fetal position with a pillow over my head moaning and saying, "Noooooooo."



You were capable of removing your clothing????




They were far too restrictive - they had to go. But I always waited until I was at home, haha.

 

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I once woke up on a bus bench not knowing what, where, when, and how i got there



Wow, you were lucky you woke up intact. I don't think I've ever done that.

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I know I have never "blacked-out".  Unfortunately. 

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By the way.....did the bus stop for you?

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