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texaschickeee


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A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, B I T C H!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen!!!!



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one hell of a tease.
Inside Out


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:rofl  :...

Yeah ... they listen ... but they don't really pay any attention to what you are telling them ...

 

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Da Po po


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I'm sorry, were youy ladies saying something.  I heard some ,"wah, wah, wah" but all I was paying attention to were your tits.

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texaschickeee


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and I like the way you looked at them too.

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Da Po po wrote:
I'm sorry, were youy ladies saying something.  I heard some ,"wah, wah, wah" but all I was paying attention to were your tits.

        Yes, magnificent aren't they?

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cclawdog


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Somebody talikng about tits?

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Da Po po wrote:

I'm sorry, were youy ladies saying something.  I heard some ,"wah, wah, wah" but all I was paying attention to were your tits.



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Inside Out wrote:

Da Po po wrote:

I'm sorry, were youy ladies saying something.  I heard some ,"wah, wah, wah" but all I was paying attention to were your tits.



At least they can listen and not talk back



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ManImBored wrote:

Inside Out wrote:

Da Po po wrote:

I'm sorry, were youy ladies saying something.  I heard some ,"wah, wah, wah" but all I was paying attention to were your tits.



At least they can listen and not talk back



The second best thing about them .....





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cclawdog


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BOOBIES!!!! Yay!!! Did you guys hear something?

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ooooo! now i need a cigarette!

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