There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those that make things happen.
Those that watch things happen.
Those that wonder what happened.
Which one are you?
My sister had appendicitis and I was helping her out a bit.....babysitting, cooking for her, etc. We are all taking turns helping her out and I have been a bit side-tracked with that and other tid-bits of my screwed up life. I went out on a date the other day...what a joke.
By the way...what ahh, err, umm do you mean, Kat? Am I a bit too nice and good to be true? Maybe so.....or maybe I am just sick of cheap women pretending to have class to get my attention. I like 'em real.....is that a problem? Fake boobs and blonde hair out of a bottle is not my cup of tea. I like real, down home, sweeties . I.O and Bread seem my type....couldn't find a picture of I.O, but I am sure her beautiful heart matches her looks. I can't figure out Bread, but would love a chance. Where do these lovely ladies reside besides in the gentle places of my mind.
Oh, that was bad.
Forgive me...I have had a rough week.....anybody up for kissing it and making it all better......I gave up being a nice guy after my last date left her size 5 footprint on my face......enough is enough.
Sorry to hear about your sister JJoe. I hope she is doing better now.
My sister had her appendicitis out a long time ago. I remember that the first thing that they brought her to eat after her surgery was "Onion Soup" and she was sooo mad ... LOL ... she hates Onion Soup.
Anyway, Life has a funny way of throwing stuff in your path to trip you up. You just have to pick yourself up and brush yourself off and keep going ... but every now and then it is nice to be able to just let off some steam.
As for me ... I do have blond hair ... but it is not fake ... I am blond to the roots and so is the dingyness that comes with it ... I have never been a size 5 in my life ... well ... not after age 5 anyway ...
Thanks JJoe for thinking I am sweet, and that I have a good heart ... but ... sometimes the combination just gets trampled on .... I have had a rough week also ...
One Question .... Why is all that I do simply "Never enough"??? ...
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OK, Casnova......what gives with the compliments? Thanks for the being your type bit.....does that include married? IO and I are both married. My husband is a strapping young buck with a mean streak and a heart of gold. I.O's hubby is one of our finest...he does have a thing for gals from Hooters so maybe ya'll do have something in common, afterall.
Sorry...couldn't help it.
Hang in there as far as the dating goes...take your time; your wounds are still a bit fresh.
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
Bread Styx wrote: OK, Casnova......what gives with the compliments? Thanks for the being your type bit.....does that include married? IO and I are both married. My husband is a strapping young buck with a mean streak and a heart of gold. I.O's hubby is one of our finest...he does have a thing for gals from Hooters so maybe ya'll do have something in common, afterall.
Sorry...couldn't help it.
Hang in there as far as the dating goes...take your time; your wounds are still a bit fresh.
I did not mean to offend you, Bread. I simply appreciate beauty.
IO is married? A million pardons. Am I correct in assuming her husband is Straight UP? I am still reading prior posts to figure out who is who. If that is the case....what a wonderful couple they are.
What is the Hooters reference, Bread? I dont think SU and I have anything in common other than gender,good manners, and the love of beautiful women.
I did not mean to offend you, Bread. I simply appreciate beauty.
IO is married? A million pardons. Am I correct in assuming her husband is Straight UP? I am still reading prior posts to figure out who is who. If that is the case....what a wonderful couple they are.
What is the Hooters reference, Bread? I don't think SU and I have anything in common other than gender,good manners, and the love of beautiful women.
Thats right Casanova ... IO is my wife ... and don't you forget it .....
Now that you understand that .....
Got some beer and the number to a cute hooters chick ..... maybe we can talk about it ....
I did not mean to offend you, Bread. I simply appreciate beauty.
IO is married? A million pardons. Am I correct in assuming her husband is Straight UP? I am still reading prior posts to figure out who is who. If that is the case....what a wonderful couple they are.
What is the Hooters reference, Bread? I don't think SU and I have anything in common other than gender,good manners, and the love of beautiful women.
Thats right Casanova ... IO is my wife ... and don't you forget it .....
Now that you understand that .....
Got some beer and the number to a cute hooters chick ..... maybe we can talk about it ....
My bad, dude.......(is that better). Hang on to that gem....wish I could find one like her.
What about Bread? Is she married to anyone in here?
Now, I can handle the beer, but I stay far away from Hooters beasts. They are far too plastic for my taste. I like 'em real, remember? I have the number to the wickedly hot Hooters beast I used to be married to. I cant stand to look at her no matter how gorgeous she is, but I have a good imagination and wont be looking at her face anyway. She will bark like a dog for me if I promise her a Big Mac..and I dont mean from McDonald's. She is quite the slut...sad to say this is the mother of my beautiful children.
Jersey Joe wrote: My bad, dude.......(is that better). Hang on to that gem....wish I could find one like her.
What about Bread? Is she married to anyone in here?
Now, I can handle the beer, but I stay far away from Hooters beasts. They are far too plastic for my taste. I like 'em real, remember? I have the number to the wickedly hot Hooters beast I used to be married to. I cant stand to look at her no matter how gorgeous she is, but I have a good imagination and wont be looking at her face anyway. She will bark like a dog for me if I promise her a Big Mac..and I dont mean from McDonald's. She is quite the slut...sad to say this is the mother of my beautiful children.
Nope, Bread is not married to anyone in here, she gave birth to us all though, she is the forum mum.
My bad, dude.......(is that better). Hang on to that gem....wish I could find one like her.
What about Bread? Is she married to anyone in here?
Now, I can handle the beer, but I stay far away from Hooters beasts. They are far too plastic for my taste. I like 'em real, remember? I have the number to the wickedly hot Hooters beast I used to be married to. I cant stand to look at her no matter how gorgeous she is, but I have a good imagination and wont be looking at her face anyway. She will bark like a dog for me if I promise her a Big Mac..and I dont mean from McDonald's. She is quite the slut...sad to say this is the mother of my beautiful children.
Bread is married, but I don't believe her husband is a member here.
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Well....I took SU's advice and ditched the loafers. My life will nevere be the same again.....Let me tellyou what happened.
I drove around last night, walked around a part of the city I normally avoid. I was curious and I had just purchased a large amount of condoms I did not wish to tuck away in a drawer. I was on a mission. I kept the loafers at home.....SU
I parked and walked a bit ... went to a lingerie shop where the sales clerks model the lingerie being sold. Its a small place tucked into a hidden area of town; if you blink, you pass it. My loafers would have been ruined had I worn them there....crawling around to get to the main entrance.
Customers choose a model of choice, a handful of teddies, panties, and such and they get a personal fashion show in their very own dressing rooms. It is divine. Not sure why I have never been there before seeing that I have known about it for some time. I chose numerous lacy, teenie tinies for my model of choice to try on. She was a gorgeous brunette with doe eyes and a body I could get lost on for days. She tried on 3 items of lingerie before I found the perfect one.
The one I liked the most fell off with a simple brush of my fingertips...she even giggled as it fell. Quite charming. When she kneeled down to unzip my pants.....her front tooth fell out of her mouth. She lisped, "Oh, sorry!" Picked it up and popped it back in her tooth socket. I almost lost my dinner on her 40 DD silicone bags.
Thanks a lot for the enouragement to be a man, SU...I will probably never be able to get an erection again, thanks to this trauma.
Serves you right.....pervert...poetic justice, you might say. Why are you grasping at straws...you seem civilized and educated. I am sure you have an old college sorority hump in an old address book somewhere...dont you?
Stop hitting on me.....I dont like it an you will lose more than a tooth if you keep it up.
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Jersey Joe wrote: Well....I took SU's advice and ditched the loafers. My life will nevere be the same again.....Let me tellyou what happened.
I drove around last night, walked around a part of the city I normally avoid. I was curious and I had just purchased a large amount of condoms I did not wish to tuck away in a drawer. I was on a mission. I kept the loafers at home.....SU
I parked and walked a bit ... went to a lingerie shop where the sales clerks model the lingerie being sold. Its a small place tucked into a hidden area of town; if you blink, you pass it. My loafers would have been ruined had I worn them there....crawling around to get to the main entrance.
Customers choose a model of choice, a handful of teddies, panties, and such and they get a personal fashion show in their very own dressing rooms. It is divine. Not sure why I have never been there before seeing that I have known about it for some time. I chose numerous lacy, teenie tinies for my model of choice to try on. She was a gorgeous brunette with doe eyes and a body I could get lost on for days. She tried on 3 items of lingerie before I found the perfect one.
The one I liked the most fell off with a simple brush of my fingertips...she even giggled as it fell. Quite charming. When she kneeled down to unzip my pants.....her front tooth fell out of her mouth. She lisped, "Oh, sorry!" Picked it up and popped it back in her tooth socket. I almost lost my dinner on her 40 DD silicone bags.
Thanks a lot for the enouragement to be a man, SU...I will probably never be able to get an erection again, thanks to this trauma.
You had to be in Newark or Trenton - there's no other place that would have anything like that. Maybe Patterson, I've never been there though.
IF you're telling the truth.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
Jersey Joe wrote: Well....I took SU's advice and ditched the loafers. My life will nevere be the same again.....Let me tellyou what happened.
I drove around last night, walked around a part of the city I normally avoid. I was curious and I had just purchased a large amount of condoms I did not wish to tuck away in a drawer. I was on a mission. I kept the loafers at home.....SU
I parked and walked a bit ... went to a lingerie shop where the sales clerks model the lingerie being sold. Its a small place tucked into a hidden area of town; if you blink, you pass it. My loafers would have been ruined had I worn them there....crawling around to get to the main entrance.
Customers choose a model of choice, a handful of teddies, panties, and such and they get a personal fashion show in their very own dressing rooms. It is divine. Not sure why I have never been there before seeing that I have known about it for some time. I chose numerous lacy, teenie tinies for my model of choice to try on. She was a gorgeous brunette with doe eyes and a body I could get lost on for days. She tried on 3 items of lingerie before I found the perfect one.
The one I liked the most fell off with a simple brush of my fingertips...she even giggled as it fell. Quite charming. When she kneeled down to unzip my pants.....her front tooth fell out of her mouth. She lisped, "Oh, sorry!" Picked it up and popped it back in her tooth socket. I almost lost my dinner on her 40 DD silicone bags.
Thanks a lot for the enouragement to be a man, SU...I will probably never be able to get an erection again, thanks to this trauma.
Hell dude ... some of the best I ever had was a great gum job ..... should have told her to take the rest of her teeth out so you could really enjoy it .... I told you Lower Alabama was the place to go ..... lots of toothless broads there ... What you have to remember here .... is that your not trying to marry them .... just get your rocks off and leave .....
Anyway ... your on your own now .... Time to sink or swim ..... If you want to go back to loafers .... You can find USofGay over on TAH ......
You seem like an intelligent guy ... for what ever reason your wife left you ... or you left her ... you need to be thinking about your little family ... and the kids need some stability in their life ... focus on them and the good that you have with them .... and not the bad ...
Don't try to force yourself to find someone ... it will never happen that way .... It is when you quit trying so hard that it usually falls into your lap ... don't try living in the past ... Your future is Unwritten ... and if you try to write it yourself .... you only make mistakes ...
Let Go and Let God .... Trust in Him .... He will lead you down the right path ...
If you are lonely .... find a friend that you can really rely on and talk to them ... I am sure you have at least one ... and don't try to focus on finding someone to replace the whole that some else has left ... Let God heal it first ...
I am not trying to preach at you ... so don't take this the wrong way ... but it sounds like you have some issues that you need to work out before you try to have a real relationship again ...
Sex is not everything ... don't focus on it ... let it come to you ... you will know when it is feels right again ...
Good luck ... and God Bless ....
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Thanks, I.O......perhaps I will start taking your advice instead of your husbands. Any chance we can meet for lunch ..any place you wish? You may be able to help me get back on track with a plan of action for my life. State the time and place and I will be there..loafers and all.
Let me know.
Butter....I am telling the truth. I was in Newark.
And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
