haha, thats a good one..reminds me of somthing i did when i was 4..

i escaped the evil clutches of my mom's control and decided to explore the outside world beyond the front yard. i found myself down the street in a nieghbores yard which had a realy nice looking fountain in his front yard. it was begging me go in and take a dip to cool off so naturaly i did. but i knew better to get my clothes wet so i took them off and went for a dip in the lovely fountain. it turns out i wasnt welcomed by the nieghbor as he came out and said in complete astonishment "hey what are you doing here in my fountain without your clothes on? get out of here or i'm calling the police." i panicked and ran down the street scared out of my mind and started to cry becouse i forgot my clothes. i got even more scared when a old lady tried to get me to come to her as i'm sure she was concerned that a naked little boy was running down the street crying. i ended up in a chinese restaurant called "the dragon pearl." when walked in someone asked me "are all the police cars outside looking for you?" i said "yes becouse i went swimming in a tiny pool becouse it's hot outside."

LMAO @ MP....... also the joke .. too funny!!! So MP do you still run down the street naked?

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LMAO @ MP....... also the joke .. too funny!!! So MP do you still run down the street naked?

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if you only knew

MP....do tell!

she wasn't wearing a strap-on was she?

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dont be shocked bittercp, you were with me the other night steaking through the monkey exhibit at the zoo. remember? it was your idea after all

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yes, i know it was my idea to go to he zoo, but you were the one who decided that we should be closer to nature and get rid of our clothes...don't blame that on me again

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MP_handler wrote:





dont be shocked bittercp, you were with me the other night steaking through the monkey exhibit at the zoo. remember? it was your idea after all



yes, i know it was my idea to go to he zoo, but you were the one who decided that we should be closer to nature and get rid of our clothes...don't blame that on me again

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oh whatever, it was your idea. you had the masks and the monkey musk sprayed all over you to attract the male monkeys.

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i must have used your "old monkey spice" by accident, then. no wonder you wouldn't leave me alone.

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it was premeditated and you know it

haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth

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MP_handler wrote:
haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth


okay, you got me, i confess......it was premeditated. i was just so overcome by pure animal lust for you because, as you know, you are all that is man. i know that the monkeys get you all hot and bothered, so when you suggested that we run naked through the zoo, i saw that as my opportunity. i had to wear the mask and the monkey musk to be sure that you'd last all night for a change and i wouldn't be disappointed again.

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thats not entirly true now is it? i ended up being your bitch boy around the house for a few days becouse you kept complaining you were to sore down there to get out of bed. oh well thats fine.

Monkey Cup

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Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth


okay, you got me, i confess......it was premeditated. i was just so overcome by pure animal lust for you because, as you know, you are all that is man. i know that the monkeys get you all hot and bothered, so when you suggested that we run naked through the zoo, i saw that as my opportunity. i had to wear the mask and the monkey musk to be sure that you'd last all night for a change and i wouldn't be disappointed again.


thats not entirly true now is it? i ended up being your bitch boy around the house for a few days becouse you kept complaining you were to sore down there to get out of bed. oh well thats fine.

Monkey Cup

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you just keep pulling these confessions out of me tonight....i wasn't too sore to get out of bed, i just told you that because i wanted to watch you be my bitch boy around the house.....i like the way you shake the fringe on your gold thong.

bitchboy monkey

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bitchboy has a monkey fedish....

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that monkey fedish belongs entirely to bittercup

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MP_handler wrote:

laboo wrote:
bitchboy has a monkey fedish....


that monkey fedish belongs entirely to bittercup


oh whatever, we both know the truth about you and the monkeys.

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yeah yeah, you can convince other people to believe you are normal.

and by the way, it was not a gold thong. it was tangerine, remember?

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Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:

laboo wrote:
bitchboy has a monkey fedish....


that monkey fedish belongs entirely to bittercup


oh whatever, we both know the truth about you and the monkeys.


yeah yeah, you can convince other people to believe you are normal.

and by the way, it was not a gold thong. it was tangerine, remember?

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one of us is certainly not normal. and you're right, i am sorry...it was tangerine. hey, next time will you wear the red sparkly one? pretty please? you don't have to wear the thigh high boots this time, i promise.