the kid really needs a good..l.

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

RE: the kid really needs a good..l.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

MP_handler wrote:

yes, it's amazing what you can hide with ointment

yes, you constantly amaze me with your abilities. by the way, if you're finished with the remote, i'd like to watch a movie....you know, never mind. you can keep it. i'll just enjoy the silence.

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
yes, it's amazing what you can hide with ointment

yes, you constantly amaze me with your abilities. by the way, if you're finished with the remote, i'd like to watch a movie....you know, never mind. you can keep it. i'll just enjoy the silence.

umm, i believe the remote is some place else, go ahead and try squeezing your thighs thightly together to turn on the tv

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

MP_handler wrote:

Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
yes, it's amazing what you can hide with ointment

yes, you constantly amaze me with your abilities. by the way, if you're finished with the remote, i'd like to watch a movie....you know, never mind. you can keep it. i'll just enjoy the silence.

umm, i believe the remote is some place else, go ahead and try squeezing your thighs thightly together to turn on the tv

oh, okay.

hmm, the tv didn't come on but i think i just shot out one of your windows. sorry about that. you need to be more careful where you leave that thing.

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:

Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
yes, it's amazing what you can hide with ointment

yes, you constantly amaze me with your abilities. by the way, if you're finished with the remote, i'd like to watch a movie....you know, never mind. you can keep it. i'll just enjoy the silence.

umm, i believe the remote is some place else, go ahead and try squeezing your thighs thightly together to turn on the tv

oh, okay.

hmm, the tv didn't come on but i think i just shot out one of your windows. sorry about that. you need to be more careful where you leave that thing.

wow, you realy must take it easy with the kegal exercises. now i know why i have a long skinny pencil dick. i should take you to a bar so you can do the ping pong trick so i can make some money off of your ass so i can get a new window

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

MP_handler wrote:

wow, you realy must take it easy with the kegal exercises. now i know why i have a long skinny pencil dick. i should take you to a bar so you can do the ping pong trick so i can make some money off of your ass so i can get a new window

i would have been able to feel a pencil. tell you what, you take me to the bar, i'll do the ping pong trick all night long....that way we'll have enough money to fix the window and get that enlargement surgery for you. then we'll both be happy.