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Buttercup


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Monkey Proof wrote:



what?!...what are you trying to say?


I'm simply trying to say that you go through so much ointment and you should think about using it on all of your skin instead of just on that.

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"that?"...oh you mean the blisters that you gave me?

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You got those from a reaction to the chemicals I had to use to get rid of the pesky little critters that you gave to me.

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Dry skin? Loofa, soap without too much froofy smelly stuff and Shea Butter helps me.


The female  private part should not be exposed to douche products and harsh soap......the delicate  nature of the part may be set off balance and yeast will grow. (Insert appropriate bread joke at this time)Unless the woman is a filthy, skanky ho with different partners every day and loads of dying sperm floating around ...a simple, non fragrant bath gel on occasion and water will cleanse the area safely. Dying sperm smells like fish......it's not not the Va-J-J that smells like that inless the woman is just dirty......now certian times of the months warrant a good scrubbing if the words "stuck pig" and Aunt Flo are in the same sentence.  The healthy female part is self cleansing ...simple, daily maintenance is sufficient...no Womba is necessary. LOL  


Anyone who thinks that anything kept undercover all day is going to smell like a meadow of new born daisies is sadly mistaken. Its a hot sweaty crevice of the female anatomy that is rich in natural juice to keep it healthy. If its not infected or a sperm morgue, it should just be mildly funky..not dry or smelly.  


 


This is disgisting..whay do yall make me talk like this? How did this turn into an anatomy lesson?     



-- Edited by Bread Styx at 10:50, 2007-01-03

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Buttercup


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It's not the lice that did it to MP.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 11:32, 2007-01-03

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Bread Styx wrote:

Dry skin? Loofa, soap without too much froofy smelly stuff and Shea Butter helps me.


The female  private part should not be exposed to douche products and harsh soap......the delicate  nature of the part may be set off balance and yeast will grow. (Insert appropriate bread joke at this time)Unless the woman is a filthy, skanky ho with different partners every day and loads of dying sperm floating around ...a simple, non fragrant bath gel on occasion and water will cleanse the area safely. Dying sperm smells like fish......it's not not the Va-J-J that smells like that inless the woman is just dirty......now certian times of the months warrant a good scrubbing if the words "stuck pig" and Aunt Flo are in the same sentence.  The healthy female part is self cleansing ...simple, daily maintenance is sufficient...no Womba is necessary. LOL  


Anyone who thinks that anything kept undercover all day is going to smell like a meadow of new born daisies is sadly mistaken. Its a hot sweaty crevice of the female anatomy that is rich in natural juice to keep it healthy. If its not infected or a sperm morgue, it should just be mildly funky..not dry or smelly.  


 


This is disgisting..whay do yall make me talk like this? How did this turn into an anatomy lesson?     



-- Edited by Bread Styx at 10:50, 2007-01-03





"And that, children, is how ladies should care for their hoo-hoos."

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hoo hoo's?


 


 





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KatScratch


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Must


We


Start


This


Again


TC


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I didnt restart this one Kat. Monkeyproof did.

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texaschickeee wrote:

I didnt restart this one Kat. Monkeyproof did.


lol, this topic was actualy being considerd for deletion as part our routine cleaning/maintenence of old and forgotten topics. it just made me laugh once again when i read re-read it.

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KatScratch


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texaschickeee wrote:

I didnt restart this one Kat. Monkeyproof did.

Ughhhhh, I didn't mean restart the thread...I meant your multi-line, large spacing posts numb-nutts!

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my nuts arnt numb, just a little itchy. well kinda more like the firey burning sensation that never stops that makes me wanna punch someone in the stomach itch becouse it burns. oh how it burns make it stop

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Buttercup


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I think you need a special ointment for that. Maybe you should quit playing with them.

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just dont shower as much. let your natural oils build up instead of paying for expensive crap. plus sweaty chicks rock. :)

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