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You know who you are...come on out now





 



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what the hell is a partial muff diver

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Where are you?

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MP_handler wrote:

what the hell is a partial muff diver
Well if you dont know....its not u...lmmo

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well damnit, what is it. i had some PM me just now asking

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male or female?

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Is a muff diver a pussy eater? just guessing

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Is a muff diver a pussy eater? just guessing

thats what im thinking BBB.


 


 


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Is it sparky? cause he only gets to muff dive if his wife is only partially conscious.

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LMAO

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hahaha, lmao. that must be it

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Is it sparky? cause he only gets to muff dive if his wife is only partially conscious.

Last time I muff dived her was before she had three kids, I am frightened I will get sucked in now.
Though I would gladly muff dive someone else, could do with reminding what it was like.

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Is a muff diver a pussy eater? just guessing
Yes, muff diving is eating pussy. Also known as "licking the bearded clam" and "lunch at the Y."

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All of you are absolutely disgusting...simple as that.



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plushleather wrote:
Is it sparky? cause he only gets to muff dive if his wife is only partially conscious.

Last time I muff dived her was before she had three kids, I am frightened I will get sucked in now.
Though I would gladly muff dive someone else, could do with reminding what it was like.


That's alright. We will just strap a 2X4 to your ass and pull you out if that happens.

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plushleather wrote: Is it sparky? cause he only gets to muff dive if his wife is only partially conscious. Last time I muff dived her was before she had three kids, I am frightened I will get sucked in now. Though I would gladly muff dive someone else, could do with reminding what it was like.

 


I do not think you need reminding especially with that AV of yours. Just put your tongue in and let it work its magic.



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Baseball Babe wrote: Is a muff diver a pussy eater? just guessing Yes, muff diving is eating pussy. Also known as "licking the bearded clam" and "lunch at the Y."

 


The bearded clam one sounds...............



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I do not think you need reminding especially with that AV of yours. Just put your tongue in and let it work its magic.

Yeah maybe I should

Did I ever mention I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

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Baseball Babe wrote: I do not think you need reminding especially with that AV of yours. Just put your tongue in and let it work its magic. Yeah maybe I should Did I ever mention I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

 


Tsk tsk ...... ROFLMAO... ouch my stomach hurts from laughing so hard...



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sparky wrote:

Baseball Babe wrote: I do not think you need reminding especially with that AV of yours. Just put your tongue in and let it work its magic. Yeah maybe I should Did I ever mention I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
I knew that.

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I knew that.

I know you did.

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ok, it's me..I'm out.

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Sparky...your too much


 


rotf


 


 


and BTW


why is having kids such a turn off to you for your wife? it should make you feel even more warm fuzzies toward her to birth tht kid for you. that a REAL pain. (yes I know rasing them is the hard part) but how would you like to birth them?



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texaschickeee wrote:
Sparky...your too much
 
rotf
 
 
and BTW
why is having kids such a turn off to you for your wife? it should make you feel even more warm fuzzies toward her to birth tht kid for you. that a REAL pain. (yes I know rasing them is the hard part) but how would you like to birth them?

I can't help being too much it is just me, but surely after having three kids, the hole must be a damn sight bigger, because my dick aint as big as a babies head thats for sure.
Raising them has been easy really, they are 17, 15 & 12 now, and they are my best mates.
As for giving birth to them, I saw the pain she was in and would not have swapped with her for the world, and any guy who say's he would is a fucking liar.

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 but surely after having three kids, the hole must be a damn sight bigger, because my dick aint as big as a babies head thats for sure.


 


the truth oif the matter is the musles and skin in the vagina are like elastic, and strech out for birthing should go back to the "normal" state after .  yes a women gets streched out esp after 3 kids, but honey she didnt get there on here own.


 I saw the pain she was in and would not have swapped with her for the world, and any guy who say's he would is a fucking liar.


thats the truth honey. and she went through it , and your bitching. 



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wow, your a feisty one texas,
I wasn't bitching, I was having a laugh.

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women **rolls eyes**

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women **rolls eyes**

.......and you can shut the f*** up.........

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thank you drive through,... may i have another?

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sparky wrote:

wow, your a feisty one texas, I wasn't bitching, I was having a laugh.

ok


Im just fighting the type that "lose interst" and all to trade in a new model after a girlr goes through all that.


 


its all good.


 



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