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Ladies .... we have all heard them .....


and Guys..... you have all given them....


So what is ......the one that stands out in your memory....the one that made you bust out laughing...the one that just made you sick....etc...


The one that gets me to giggling is when someone tries the one that Joey said on Friend:  


"How you doing"




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48 hours or 20/20, 60/60 one of those news mag shows did a story about men and how big of a PIGs they are. They are like dogs, always wanting to smell the ass of whatever walks by. Sometimes I am glad to be a fag!


 


Before I hijack the topic, here is a line that I used once....


Setting: FagHag and I are together and see this guy walk into the room.


Fag says to Hag "I'd do him!"


Outcome: He heard me, and I "did" him that night and 13 years later he is still in my bed.



-- Edited by USofAcop at 18:29, 2006-03-08

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Uk version:
Here's ten pence, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

US version:
Here's ten cents, call your mom and tell her you wont be home tonight.

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That dress looks great on you, but would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes.

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Come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

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I had a drunk neighbor on time walking by the dumpster, and I was taking out my trash.


(in shorts and a tee..no bra)


"nice rack"  


 


 


I almost slaped the crap out of him.


he never  again has said anything other then  "good day" to me.



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one hell of a tease.
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I was on a work related trip in South Carolina, walking through a food plant and one of the workers said to me, "You look so good I could sop you up with a biscuit."

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I am to scared to hit on women

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Ditto......

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Buttercup wrote:

I was on a work related trip in South Carolina, walking through a food plant and one of the workers said to me, "You look so good I could sop you up with a biscuit."

ROTF


thats good. at least he was in the area of your expertise.


(did you ever see the comment i made to you in recipes swap? in sloppy joes....)



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Sparkle, I should know you would have some.


The one that sticks out is: "Damn girl, you're so fine you make me wanna go out and get a job". He's now what is know as the ex.

-- Edited by Badmofo at 22:52, 2006-03-08

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I was at the circus once, and saw a monkey wearing a little hat and jacket, and playing a tiny little organ. I said "Well hey there little fellow," and it just jumped right into my arms and said "Hi, I'm MP_handler, what's your name?"


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I was at the circus once, and saw a monkey wearing a little hat and jacket, and playing a tiny little organ. I said "Well hey there little fellow," and it just jumped right into my arms and said "Hi, I'm MP_handler, what's your name?"
I am sorry, but I almost fell out of my chair at this one. 

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that is so far fetched from the actual truth that i cannot even comment on that

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Buttercup wrote:
I was at the circus once, and saw a monkey wearing a little hat and jacket, and playing a tiny little organ. I said "Well hey there little fellow," and it just jumped right into my arms and said "Hi, I'm MP_handler, what's your name?"


I am glad you can poke mp cause i have a mental block with him.

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yeah i know what you mean, i have a mental block of you since that day you showed up at my door step looking like this



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MP_handler wrote:
that is so far fetched from the actual truth that i cannot even comment on that



You're right, I'm sorry. You weren't wearing a hat.

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MP_handler wrote:
yeah i know what you mean, i have a mental block of you since that day you showed up at my door step looking like this




Is this directed at me?

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Badmofo wrote:

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yeah i know what you mean, i have a mental block of you since that day you showed up at my door step looking like this




Is this directed at me?


YES...i'm calling you out

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MP_handler wrote:

Badmofo wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
yeah i know what you mean, i have a mental block of you since that day you showed up at my door step looking like this




Is this directed at me?


YES...i'm calling you out


See I am all fucked up. I thought butterface posted that. I will get you, mp, and your little dog too. ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha

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My favorites:

"Do you know the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger? No? Want to go out for a cheeseburger?"

"How about a fuck and a pizza?" [when they scoff in disgust]
"What? You don't like pizza?"

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I have had a boss of mine give me a middle name....supposingly in fun....


Last name "Head"


Middle name "Give-me-some" ............


 



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Buttercup wrote:
I was at the circus once, and saw a monkey wearing a little hat and jacket, and playing a tiny little organ. I said "Well hey there little fellow," and it just jumped right into my arms and said "Hi, I'm MP_handler, what's your name?"


hahaha, I almost pissed myself when I read that, nearly gave it away that I am not doing anything work related.

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LOL...


I had some guy tell me "Your eyes were as beautiful as the ocean, can I come visit the island?" I laughed my ass off at him, he was so serious when he said it too....


Had another guy tell me he was dying. I was stupid enough to say oh really, from what? His response was it was my fault because I has a killer ass!


Do men relly think this shit works????


 



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i learned a long long time ago stupid pick up lines dont wont. i just be myself and humor people to death.

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Pick-up lines don't work, unless they are deliberately way over the top with the obvious intention of making the other person laugh.  You can tell the difference between that and when they're seriously trying to use a line.  I've always responded to someone who makes me laugh or who just strikes up an interesting conversation.

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Yeah we are all DYING of laughter here@MP.

-- Edited by Badmofo at 15:18, 2006-03-09

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Here is one I have heard,


Guy goes up to a hottie and looks at her, looks down and says it doesn't suck on its own. Start sucking. 



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Yeah, "Bitch- it's not going to suck itself." Another classic.

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