I don't get drunk, my body is to used to alcohol now. Might have a good try tomorrow night though, my dearly beloved is going out, so I am home alone again.
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Buttercup wrote: Here he is the next morning haha, i'm almost pissing myself now, reminds me of when I used to get home from a night out and cuddle the big white telephone for a while.
I heard thats not the only thing you would cuddle after a night of boozing.
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MP_handler wrote: WTF??!! you cuddled a big white telephone?..for once i'm at a loss for words, i have nothing to reply with!
Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting. Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.
I am pissed I missed all of this. I spewed beer all over my brand fucking new 350$ flat screen and I think I hurt myself laughing. You guys are not good for me at all. I am still in recovery damnit.
sparky wrote: MP_handler wrote: WTF??!! you cuddled a big white telephone?..for once i'm at a loss for words, i have nothing to reply with!
Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting. Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.
OMG I use to walk around the old hometown bar and ask all the drunker (than me) people if they had seen Rhaaaaaaalph. And that's my dad's name btw. lmao
Badmofo wrote: I am pissed I missed all of this. I spewed beer all over my brand fucking new 350$ flat screen and I think I hurt myself laughing. You guys are not good for me at all. I am still in recovery damnit.
maybe if you stayed of the you wouldnt be laughing so much
MP_handler wrote: Badmofo wrote: I am pissed I missed all of this. I spewed beer all over my brand fucking new 350$ flat screen and I think I hurt myself laughing. You guys are not good for me at all. I am still in recovery damnit.
maybe if you stayed of the you wouldnt be laughing so much
Badmofo wrote: ya know guys. Half the people here are cops. and you guys gotta call me out about pot. wtf?
Half the guys here that are cops probably ain't no angels behind closed doors. I know a couple of cops over here which are totally normal law breaking citizens when off duty.