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oh come on..might as well come clean and let everyone know that you had fat swollen kankles from the allergic reaction that you had. remember that rash you were diagnosed with? the one that the CDC took months to identify? funny how they say the source or the pathogen that caused the rash is only found in the amazon jungle. and what were you doing there? oh thats right monkey harvesting again. what were you really doing with those monkeys?

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If you're going to tell the story, tell the whole story. Yes, I was in the amazon harvesting monkeys to bring them back. It was the only thing I could do, you'd worn out your first group of monkeys playing your deviant games with them. The CDC told me that you were the one who spread the rash to me and to the monkeys, so it was for my own protection that I needed to supply you with more. I figured if you were kept busy with the monkeys, I might have a chance to avoid becoming diseased yet again.

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If you're going to tell the story, tell the whole story. Yes, I was in the amazon harvesting monkeys to bring them back. It was the only thing I could do, you'd worn out your first group of monkeys playing your deviant games with them. The CDC told me that you were the one who spread the rash to me and to the monkeys, so it was for my own protection that I needed to supply you with more. I figured if you were kept busy with the monkeys, I might have a chance to avoid becoming diseased yet again.



i remeber that story. that is what you were telling the custom agents when they cought you trying to smuggle those poor little monkeys into the States. i'm still a little upset at you for trying to implicate me in your smugggling ring.[color]

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Oh, I'm so sorry you're upset with me. Is that why you were pouting and refused to let me shave your back? You misunderstood that conversation you overheard, you weren't being implicated, once I told them your name they ushered me and the monkeys all the way through Customs with no problem. They are very much aware of your.....tendencies and wished me luck.

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yeah ok, you were rushed to the special quarantine area that the CDC had setup for you.

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If that's what you'd like to call your house, so be it. We were trying to get the monkeys to you before you had another tantrum.

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the only tantrum i had was when you tried to say that they were mine..you know? i had never seen a monkey in real life untill i met you

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That's strange, when I brought the monkeys over the first time you begged me to, you seemed to be very familiar with them.

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you are very wrong..i was begging and pleading for you to take them away, especialy the albino one. he was the scariest one of them all

-- Edited by MP_handler at 01:25, 2006-03-11

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Well, you're always begging me for something.....it's hard to tell what you want sometimes.

I have to admit, I was surprised that you overpowered the albino one when you were playing "feats of strength." He didn't seem to enjoy it as much as you did, though.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 01:44, 2006-03-11

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You guys have monkeys for real?

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Zombie wrote:

You guys have monkeys for real?



what do you mean "you guys"? i dont have any monkeys..

but Bittercups does...real ones..ugly ones at that.


-- Edited by MP_handler at 23:34, 2006-03-12

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I like monekys. Theyre very smart.

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Zombie wrote: You guys have monkeys for real? what do you mean "you guys"? i dont have any monkeys.. but Bittercups does...real ones..ugly ones at that.-- Edited by MP_handler at 23:34, 2006-03-12

You know you have monkeys, don't even try to say differently.

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Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
Zombie wrote: You guys have monkeys for real? what do you mean "you guys"? i dont have any monkeys.. but Bittercups does...real ones..ugly ones at that.-- Edited by MP_handler at 23:34, 2006-03-12
You know you have monkeys, don't even try to say differently.





Here she is with them. Aren't they adorable?

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Buttercup wrote: MP_handler wrote: Zombie wrote: You guys have monkeys for real? what do you mean "you guys"? i dont have any monkeys.. but Bittercups does...real ones..ugly ones at that.-- Edited by MP_handler at 23:34, 2006-03-12 You know you have monkeys, don't even try to say differently. Here she is with them. Aren't they adorable?


 


They are adorable, those are the ones that live with MP.



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So Bcup, what does your monkey's looks like. 

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These are BC's monkeys.

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Badmofo wrote:

These are BC's monkeys.




Those are my kitchen helpers.

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I wouldn't get much work done.

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may I help in the kitchen too......please?

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Nope, sorry - it's a classified environment.

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She is the mad scientist. I would be afraid to go near her kitchen.

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Can I come and repair your kitchen equipment when you are there all alone Bc?

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Badmofo wrote:

She is the mad scientist. I would be afraid to go near her kitchen.



Silly mofo, there is nothing to fear in my kitchen.

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Can I come and repair your kitchen equipment when you are there all alone Bc?



Sure you can, Sparkle.

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Can I come and repair your kitchen equipment when you are there all alone Bc?


Sure you can, Sparkle.



Oh I can't wait, now I know why I became a catering equipment electrician.

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Can I come and repair your kitchen equipment when you are there all alone Bc?


Sure you can, Sparkle.

Oh I can't wait, now I know why I became a catering equipment electrician.




You're not going to show me any crack when you're bending over repairing things, are you?

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Nah, that ain't my style.

Besides I am only going to bend over you.

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heres Sparky doing some outside repair work



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