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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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RE: BC


You look like you got hit in the face with a big bag of "what the fuck!?!"

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Easy Eman wrote:

Buttercup wrote:
You're so fat you have two stomachs, one for meat and one for vegetables.
That would actually be a KOSHER stomach,  one for meat, the other for dairy...




Haha

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

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Buttercup Groupie

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Easy Eman wrote:


I think plush wears her udnerware for a few days at a time.  She just turns them inside out,  Voila,  New skid marks

Who says she wears underwear

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You're so stupid, you said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y then you said "Cause I wanna know".

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

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Mr. Cool

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Buttercup wrote:


You look like you got hit in the face with a big bag of "what the fuck!?!"


HOLY FUCK that is too fuckin funny there BC.. Very funny. 


The word FUCK is just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny



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Mr. Cool

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She smells as bad as week old dirty gym socks.

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Mr. Cool

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OK OK,  wait this one is good


 SHe smells LIKE ASS... NASTY SWAMP ASS



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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You're so ugly, if you were a scarecrow the corn would run away.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Now that was fuckin funny.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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mwaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You do a great job grooming your mustache.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be.

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Easy Eman wrote:

I think plush wears her udnerware for a few days at a time.  She just turns them inside out,  Voila,  New skid marks



I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You're so stupid, you sit on the tv and watch the couch.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Your so stupid you have to dig for your IQ!

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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You're so stupid you stared at the carton of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate."

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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You're so stupid you asked me to meet you at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"!

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth?

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Do they ever shut up on your planet?

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Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

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Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

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Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics".

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