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Plush


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yeah well, you were so ugly when you were born, that they tinted the windows in your incubator

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Buttercup


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Yeah well, you're so fat that when Photo was using her noodle thingy on you she wasn't sure if it was in the hole or a roll.

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Plush


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you are ssoooo fat that the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale.

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You stink sooooo much that your Right Guard called for backup.

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Plush


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Ya know? I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

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Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You're so poor you got married just to get the rice.

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Plush


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You'rwe so fat that if you tried to bungee off the Brooklyn Bridge, it would collapse.

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Plush wrote:

You'rwe so fat that if you tried to bungee off the Brooklyn Bridge, it would collapse.
Come on Plush, you gotta do better than that

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You're so pale you make Michael Jackson look black.

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Plush


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You're so fat that when you haul you sumo ass down Madison Ave., the buildings bounce

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You know, you're really strong.....but then again, smell isn't everything.

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For two cents, I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.

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You suck....well, you would if Sparky had a nickel.

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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

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They say that opposites attract, so one day you'll meet someone who's attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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They say that opposites attract, so one day you'll meet someone who's attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

And oddly enough,,, A lady!  LOL


oppps, sorry... Exiting stage right!


 



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Plush


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eltsacon wrote:
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They say that opposites attract, so one day you'll meet someone who's attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

And oddly enough,,, A lady!  LOL
oppps, sorry... Exiting stage right!
 
Shut up econ. Okay that was my first thought. My second thought is....You sure as hell don't think those are words to describe photo? You must serioiusly be out of your mind.

-- Edited by Plush at 01:38, 2006-05-24

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You know what Plush, if I wanted to hear from an ass I'd ask MP to fart.

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Plush


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hahaha *rubbing hands together* I see it is on again today

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It was never off, Smicky, haha. And I'm feeling a little wound up today.

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Plush


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Yeah well, you are so fucking ugly you have to trick or treat by phone.

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You're like one of those idiot savants, except without the savant part.

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When they made you, they broke the mold - and beat the mold maker with the pieces.

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Your ass is so big you have more crack than your neighbor.

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Plush


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Buttercup wrote:
Your ass is so big you have more crack than your neighbor.
ohhhhh low blow and how fitting.

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Plush


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There are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat.

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Hahahahaha

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Buttercup


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You're so hairy that when Photo gave you a hickey on your neck she got a mouthful of fur.

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Plush


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uh huh, your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

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