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Plush


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Yeah well, you're so ugly your mom had to stick a porkchop to your face to get the dog to play with you

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Oh yeah? Your feet are so big your shoes need license plates.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 11:55, 2006-05-25

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Yeah well, you're so fat that that they installed speed bumps at the local all you can eat buffet.

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You're so fat that when you walk down the street, you can hear your hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."

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Hey Butteryhooch!!!!

You're so fat, you drive a spandex car!!!!

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Oh yeah? Well you're so stupid when you filled out a job application and it said "Sign here" you wrote Sagittarius.

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HEY PLUSH!!!


You're so fat you have to use pillowcases for socks.

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uh huh Yeah well you are about as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Oh yeah? Well, well......you're so ugly you have to pretend that you're someone else when you have sex.

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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You're so ugly, it looks like you ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

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Buttercup wrote:
You're so ugly, it looks like you ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
OMG that laugh hurt me.

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The "throw a stick" made me laugh really hard.

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You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


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Oh yeah? Well you're so stupid, if brains were gas you wouldn't have enough to drive a tiny car around the inside of a Froot Loop.

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You're sooo fat you make Big Bird look like a rubber ducky.

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You're so old that when the police asked you for ID you gave them a rock.

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Buttercup wrote:
You're so old that when the police asked you for ID you gave them a rock.


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Yeah well, your so fat that when you haul ass, you make 2 trips.

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You're so stupid that when I taught you how to do the "running man" I didn't see you for months.

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Yeah well you're so stupid, you thought Sherlocl Holmes was a housing project.

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Yeah well you're so stupid if you spoke your mind you'd be speechless.

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You're so fat when you go to a restaruant, you get an estimate.

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Your teeth are so crooked, when you smile it looks like your mouth is throwing gang signs.

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Buttercup wrote:
Your teeth are so crooked, when you smile it looks like your mouth is throwing gang signs.


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You're soooo ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the mist" in your shower.

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You are sooo hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of you.

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Yeah well. You're so fat, the only thing in the clothing store you fit in is the dressing rooms

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