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Who you callin Carpet, Cheese Styx?


Yeah I mean you. I am callin you out. You know who you are.

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Bread ain't on at the moment so just thought I would step in.

When I was a carpet salesman, I sometimes had to go fit carpets as well.

They were so easy to lay, so I guess it was an appropriate thing to call you.

OK, I am out of this thread now.

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Bread ain't on at the moment so just thought I would step in.

When I was a carpet salesman, I sometimes had to go fit carpets as well.

They were so easy to lay, so I guess it was an appropriate thing to call you.

OK, I am out of this thread now.




OMG way to hijack and run. Come back Sparkle I wanna play.

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You can play with me all you like.

Just didn't wanna hijack the thread too much.

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sparky wrote:

You can play with me all you like.

Just didn't wanna hijack the thread too much.




Oh don't worry. Cheese Styx has an offshore account full of her 2 cents. She will make a spot.

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You two are hilarious.



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You two are hilarious.



yes they are..but you on the other hand are just funny looking

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 yes they are..but you on the other hand are just funny looking

Maybe, but people don't look at me then scream and run like they do at you.

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Now look who's hijacking it, and Bread still has not got involved yet.

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Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school.


Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to.



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Bread Styx wrote:

Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school.
Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to.




I will give you time to take your boots off

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Bread Styx wrote: Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school. Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to. I will give you time to take your boots off

Boots are off, as well as the jeans...were bugging me. I am in my foggie socks and sweat pants and I dont feel like running...will mess up my hair.

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plushleather wrote:
Bread Styx wrote: Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school. Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to. I will give you time to take your boots off
Boots are off, as well as the jeans...were bugging me. I am in my foggie socks and sweat pants and I dont feel like running...will mess up my hair.




OMG you women and your hair.

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Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: Bread Styx wrote: Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school. Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to. I will give you time to take your boots off Boots are off, as well as the jeans...were bugging me. I am in my foggie socks and sweat pants and I dont feel like running...will mess up my hair. OMG you women and your hair.


Hey, it took me too long this a.m. to get the curl out of the right places and the straight bangs laying to the side...its windy outside and I want to keep the "do" for awhile ......

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 16:45, 2006-03-23

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Bread Styx wrote:

plushleather wrote:

Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: Bread Styx wrote: Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school. Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to. I will give you time to take your boots off Boots are off, as well as the jeans...were bugging me. I am in my foggie socks and sweat pants and I dont feel like running...will mess up my hair. OMG you women and your hair.

Hey, it took me too long this a.m. to get the curl out of the right places and the straight bangs laying to the side...its windy outside and I want to keep the "do" for awhile ...... -- Edited by Bread Styx at 16:45, 2006-03-23



You know why I like you? Well like, is a strong word. But anyway. You could write a fucking paragraph about a dead ant, and we would all think he was the fuckin pres. when you were done.

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I challenge Bread Styx to write a paragraph about a dead ant.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 16:50, 2006-03-23

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Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: Bread Styx wrote: Bread has been busy this sunny, yet cold day in Texas. I was having luch with an old friend from high school. Yes......I was talking to you! You got a problem with that, hun? I would ask you if you want a piece of me, but you may say yes and I would have to run. I am wearing boots and jeans today and dont run very well in that attire. Plus , I am hitting 40...dont run as fast as I used to. I will give you time to take your boots off Boots are off, as well as the jeans...were bugging me. I am in my foggie socks and sweat pants and I dont feel like running...will mess up my hair. OMG you women and your hair. Hey, it took me too long this a.m. to get the curl out of the right places and the straight bangs laying to the side...its windy outside and I want to keep the "do" for awhile ...... -- Edited by Bread Styx at 16:45, 2006-03-23 You know why I like you? Well like, is a strong word. But anyway. You could write a fucking paragraph about a dead ant, and we would all think he was the fuckin pres. when you were done.


So what your saying is that I AMUSE YOU???


I amuse you like a freaking clown from Barnum and Baily? Or do I amuse you like a side-show carnie with five nipples on her forehead and a foot for a tongue?


Thats its, I am just a freak...a flippin freak! 


At least my hair looks good.


 



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There is not much to say about a dead ant other than to ponder what its last thoughts were.


I think ants are extremely intelligent insects. They gather enough food to feed an entire colony every winter with a female head honcho ant directing them all. Smart enough to know who really runs the show, you know.


As far as the last thoughts of the dead ant....I think they were:


 "Made in Brazil.  Oh shit."  



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Bread Styx wrote:

There is not much to say about a dead ant other than to ponder what its last thoughts were.
I think ants are extremely intelligent insects. They gather enough food to feed an entire colony every winter with a female head honcho ant directing them all. Smart enough to know who really runs the show, you know.
As far as the last thoughts of the dead ant....I think they were:
 "Made in Brazil.  Oh shit."  




Told ya. ROFL

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*scratching his head*


 


*blinkblinkblink*


 


*leaving the way he came*



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*scratching his head*   *blinkblinkblink*   *leaving the way he came*

Dont let the door pop you on the hinnie!

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Bread Styx wrote:


There is not much to say about a dead ant other than to ponder what its last thoughts were. I think ants are extremely intelligent insects. They gather enough food to feed an entire colony every winter with a female head honcho ant directing them all. Smart enough to know who really runs the show, you know. As far as the last thoughts of the dead ant....I think they were:  "Made in Brazil.  Oh shit."  

That was beautiful, Bread Styx.  I imagine that the sun, shining brightly on his litle carcass, covered the mourning ants with rays of warmth much as the smile of the dead ant did during his all too brief lifetime.

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Bread Styx wrote: There is not much to say about a dead ant other than to ponder what its last thoughts were. I think ants are extremely intelligent insects. They gather enough food to feed an entire colony every winter with a female head honcho ant directing them all. Smart enough to know who really runs the show, you know. As far as the last thoughts of the dead ant....I think they were:  "Made in Brazil.  Oh shit."   That was beautiful, Bread Styx.  I imagine that the sun, shining brightly on his litle carcass, covered the mourning ants with rays of warmth much as the smile of the dead ant did during his all too brief lifetime.

I am glad you enjoyed it.

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Anyone have any marinara sauce?

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