To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren,nieces,nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so! "
God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you? " said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it! " Adam said.
"Did not! "
"Did too! " "DID NOT! " Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed
To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren,nieces,nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Got this in the mail. Made me smile.
Got a smile out of me...thanks.
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Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren,nieces,nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Got this in the mail. Made me smile. Got a smile out of me...thanks.
Read it agin, I fucked it up. Forgot half of it. Been one of those days.
Bread Styx wrote: plushleather wrote: To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren,nieces,nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Got this in the mail. Made me smile. Got a smile out of me...thanks. Read it agin, I fucked it up. Forgot half of it. Been one of those days.
Still got a smile out of me!
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
Soooooooooooooo true. My kids punish me almost every night for shit I did to my parents. Oh the humanity, when will it stop?? Can they become 18 too quickly...
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