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To sleep, or not to sleep


Who here has passed out on a date? Like in the middle of conversation?

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glad to say thats one thing I havent done. but i have other things.....

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lol, I have not ever done that, I try not to ever get that drunk.  It took one time for me to get that drunk, I passed out and could not remember anything... I was 15, I am 34 now and I have never been that drunk again.....

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Et tu, Brute?

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I have literally fallen asleep from boredom, but have not passed out.

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entre new wrote:

I have literally fallen asleep from boredom, but have not passed out.



LMAO, well maybe i bored them to sleep.

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Et tu, Brute?

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plushleather wrote:


well maybe i bored them to sleep.

I somehow doubt that.


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entre new wrote:

plushleather wrote:
well maybe i bored them to sleep.
I somehow doubt that.




Yeah I use to think I had good conversation, among other things.

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i never realy passed out during a date, but this is my blind date fiasco...

it was a blind date at a mexican resturant. her being nearly half an hour late should've clued me in. she said she was late becouse she didn'nt now how to parellel park and had to find a parking spot. blondes right? so anyways it didnt take long for me to figure out that she was dumber then a rusty door knob sitting on a stump. i was getting irrated becouse i kept having to explain everything to her, and her laugh was more like a squeel. so when the ticket came i put down the money to pay for everything and decided to ditch her. i told her that i was going to the bathroom so i get up and left. when i got outside i started to run to my car becouse i didnt want her to see me. as i was running to my car that was up the street a couple of undercovers come out from know where and started to give me commands to eat pavement at gunpoint. turns out the undercovers were casing the place becouse there had been a few armed robberies in the area. so im in the middle of the street in the prone at gun point trying to explain why i was running from the restaurant when one of them starts laughing at me. by this time there was quit a crowd gathered around. so one of them goes into the restaurant to check out my story with my blind date and brings her out. at least 15 minutes goes by before they bring her. as i was sitting on the curb in cuffs she says to me i thought you were still in the bathroom. so i looked at one of the patrol officers that are now on scene and i say see what i mean? after that i never went on a blind date.



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MP_handler wrote:

i never realy passed out during a date, but this is my blind date fiasco...

it was a blind date at a mexican resturant. her being nearly half an hour late should've clued me in. she said she was late becouse she didn'nt now how to parellel park and had to find a parking spot. blondes right? so anyways it didnt take long for me to figure out that she was dumber then a rusty door knob sitting on a stump. i was getting irrated becouse i kept having to explain everything to her, and her laugh was more like a squeel. so when the ticket came i put down the money to pay for everything and decided to ditch her. i told her that i was going to the bathroom so i get up and left. when i got outside i started to run to my car becouse i didnt want her to see me. as i was running to my car that was up the street a couple of undercovers come out from know where and started to give me commands to eat pavement at gunpoint. turns out the undercovers were casing the place becouse there had been a few armed robberies in the area. so im in the middle of the street in the prone at gun point trying to explain why i was running from the restaurant when one of them starts laughing at me. by this time there was quit a crowd gathered around. so one of them goes into the restaurant to check out my story with my blind date and brings her out. at least 15 minutes goes by before they bring her. as i was sitting on the curb in cuffs she says to me i thought you were still in the bathroom. so i looked at one of the patrol officers that are now on scene and i say see what i mean? after that i never went on a blind date.





No blind dates for me thank you So what did she say? Did she tell you off or just leave?

-- Edited by plushleather at 17:11, 2006-03-26

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haha MP, nice story, but I think I have read it before.

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thats becouse i poted this at LS long ago

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I thought so.

It made me laugh then as well.

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LMAO hahaha SOrry but that was really funny ROFLMA hahaha only you hehehe.....  Ok i have never fallen asleep on a date I have however fallen asleep during sex l with one of my exs lol that should tell you how good he was hahaha.  Well needless to say we ended up breaking up but thats not a big deal lol how boring was he its like yeah you should know what your doing lol  there was no forplay nothing it was really boring and i am nopt going to be the one to do everything i expect 50/ 50 from  me and  from my partner... LMAO that was funny he was pissed i mean come on he couldnt even get me horny hahahah suks 2 be him hahaha I just fell asleep  i cant belive i did that but i did man what a way to kill an ego hahah



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LMAO hahaha SOrry but that was really funny ROFLMA hahaha only you hehehe.....  Ok i have never fallen asleep on a date I have however fallen asleep during sex l with one of my exs lol that should tell you how good he was hahaha.  Well needless to say we ended up breaking up but thats not a big deal lol how boring was he its like yeah you should know what your doing lol  there was no forplay nothing it was really boring and i am nopt going to be the one to do everything i expect 50/ 50 from  me and  from my partner... LMAO that was funny he was pissed i mean come on he couldnt even get me horny hahahah suks 2 be him hahaha I just fell asleep  i cant belive i did that but i did man what a way to kill an ego hahah



Exactly.

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well if someone goes to sleep during a conversation, it could mean 1 of 3 things


A.  You bored them to death


B.  You were so fun that you wore them out.


C. You had to get them drunk, just to talk to you.


So where was the location of this sleeping thing?



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Photogrrlz wrote:

well if someone goes to sleep during a conversation, it could mean 1 of 3 things
A.  You bored them to death
B.  You were so fun that you wore them out.
C. You had to get them drunk, just to talk to you.
So where was the location of this sleeping thing?




A bed, and a crusty one at that

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MP_handler wrote:


after that i never went on a blind date.


   lol   Great story  I can see it happening!!!! 


hmmmmm   they're not all like that, ya know



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plushleather wrote:


 A bed, and a crusty one at that

Well the bed prob. didnt get crusty until you got into it.

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Photogrrlz wrote:

plushleather wrote:
 A bed, and a crusty one at that
Well the bed prob. didnt get crusty until you got into it.




She was in it first it was funk. I am talkin funk.

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plushleather wrote:


She was in it first it was funk. I am talkin funk.


She huh.....  Wooohooooo I won on the Plush's outcome thread.  I RULE!!!


Well if there was funk, I hope you washed your hands afterwards.



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Photogrrlz wrote:

plushleather wrote:
She was in it first it was funk. I am talkin funk.

She huh.....  Wooohooooo I won on the Plush's outcome thread.  I RULE!!!
Well if there was funk, I hope you washed your hands afterwards.



What?
wtf did i miss?


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So that was your idea, huh?

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The worst EVER. We were drunk, and had been foolin' around and having sex for about 4 hours. I said that I was tired and couldn't stay awake anymore, but he was like the Energizer Bunny or something.

To make a long story short. At 7am I fell asleep while he was going down on me. When I woke up he was gone. I felt sooooo bad.

But my God. I suppose that I was so relaxed that I couldn't help myself.

-- Edited by krit86lr at 23:33, 2006-03-26

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I can say that I have passed out on someone.

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So which is worse? Passing out on someone during oral sex, or sex?

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I would  say sex.



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i get into oral so if i fall asleep on you it must be bad. As far as sex. Who could sleep through that?

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So which is worse? Passing out on someone during oral sex, or sex?

LMAO  i have done that too but falling asleep with it in you yeah that takes the cake hahahah. I really couldnt help it he was that borning he tried to act like a pro or something but he didnt do anything right i was like wtf  do you need a map???????????LMAO hahah and I just fell asleep LMAO

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The thing is...he's one of my favorite...you know...buddies. And it was very good. But I was really drunk, and after 4 hours (at 7am) I couldn't stay awake. I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't stop.

Damn! I still feel bad. It really hurt his feelings. It was oral sex, and he must have felt like he was doing a terrible job or something.

New topic. I'm feeling guilty.

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Before you go to a new topic, can I ask one thing?  Did you talk about it later or pretend it didn't happen?

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