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Buttercup


Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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We have to talk, you're slacking.  My breakfast wasn't ready and then your monkeys hid my car keys.  Plus, your partner has some issues too...he asked me to give you this note:


imagine having partner that will poop just about anytime he wants, it can be embarrassing when the public is around. a few weeks ago we were tracking a subject for state patrol crossing a parking lot and my partner stops in the middle of it and goes number 2. one of the troopies behind goes "does he always do that while tracking felons?". i was like ummm, he's just marking where he's been. the looks i got after that.



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oh that is just wrong..so wrong






now i know what your idea is..but thats ok

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Buttercup


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He wrote the note himself, I just did him a favor by passing it on to you.

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Wow, you 2 need to get a room.....

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Or a cage.

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or maybe even a protection order

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Buttercup


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Definitely some Febreze.

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Or, how about a rubber sheet and a gallon of olive oil?

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Buttercup


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Change that olive oil to Neosporin or some other antibacterial ointment.

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Buttercup


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And a lot of razors and Nair.

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Easy Eman


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I second the febreeze, ever smell 2 monkeys when they get it on???
P.S.  WHO IS THIS ANONYMOUS person??????


I WANT TO KNOW



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sparky


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Easy Eman wrote:
P.S.  WHO IS THIS ANONYMOUS person??????
I WANT TO KNOW

It's me, i go undercover sometimes.

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sparky wrote:

Easy Eman wrote: P.S.  WHO IS THIS ANONYMOUS person?????? I WANT TO KNOW It's me, i go undercover sometimes.
Not with that tongue, you don't.

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Zombie wrote:
sparky wrote:
Easy Eman wrote: P.S.  WHO IS THIS ANONYMOUS person?????? I WANT TO KNOW It's me, i go undercover sometimes.
Not with that tongue, you don't.

Ok, I come under the covers then, to surprise the waiting woman.

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that would be stalking.


 


 


 


very cool



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sparky


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I've been accused of being a stalker before for some reason

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Not you, Sparky.

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Buttercup wrote:
Not you, Sparky.

Yeah, me, on here somewhere with BBB.

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You wouldn't be a harmful stalker though.

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I would be the nicest stalker ever.

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As long as you wouldn't be scary or crazy, you could be my stalker. Otherwise, I'd have to sic MP's trained monkeys on you.

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I would stalk you in the way that an old english gentleman would take his beloved hand in hand and walk as though life had no meaning and they were strolling as if they had all the time in the world to get where they are going even if they did not even actually know where they were going to.



-- Edited by sparky at 20:02, 2006-03-29

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Sparky, that is so very beautiful.



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the gentlemen stalker.


 


He opens doors, he is polite and he even holds your hand to ensure your ok.


 


 



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MP_handler did you get the pics I sent you?

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We'll talk later

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Monkey Proof


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?

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sparky wrote:

Buttercup wrote: Not you, Sparky. Yeah, me, on here somewhere with BBB.

 


Don't look at me. I didn't say anything about stalking..



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Baseball Babe wrote:

Don't look at me. I didn't say anything about stalking..

Sorry BBB, you never but someone else did once.

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MP, you look very nice today.


this is called damage control

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