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I'm leaving my wife


So, I've decided after much thought to leave my wife. I have fallen completely in love with someone else. I was introduced to her just recently and by accident.


Some of you may know her. Her name is Shakira, and if any of you have her phone number could you please pass it along! hehe


She is soooooooooo beautiful!!!



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Is your wife hot? 

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cd3kd wrote:


Is your wife hot? 

Yes, she is.


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SB wrote:


She is soooooooooo beautiful!!!

HELL YES!!! 


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I would say that Shakira is the second hottest woman on earth. 

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Do you think if I tell her I'm a Mountie, she'll mount me? lol

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If she does I'd like to watch.

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Doesn't anyone want to know who the first hottest woman on earth is?

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SB wrote:

Do you think if I tell her I'm a Mountie, she'll mount me? lol



Haha, what a pick-up line!

She really is a sexy woman.

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entre new wrote:

Doesn't anyone want to know who the first hottest woman on earth is?



Me, of course.

Okay, who is the first hottest woman on earth?

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It's MY WOMAN.  The woman I love.  Well, at least the one I have a crush on...

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entre new wrote:

It's MY WOMAN.  The woman I love.  Well, at least the one I have a crush on...




That's how it should be.

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Me, of course.

I somehow think you'll get a lot of support on this.


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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Yeah, I am leaving my wife, too. Natalie Portman and have announced our forbidden love and bought a villa in alaska. I just need to find her email so I can let her know.

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Shakira? Please...you just like her exotic name. I think Salma Hayek is much prettier and I am a straight woman. Natalie Portman is quite lovely in a delicate way.....with a bit of mischief lurking within.


 



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OK screw both of them, Shakira and salmas.  Ashley Judd is about the smokin-est woman on earth.  So is the chick Kate from Lost, Whats her name???


Adn so is Claire from Lost. I would live on a deserted  island if I could watch her shower under a waterfall...



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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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Angelina Jolie, I could suck her lips off of her face and maybe her boobies too. Now that is a beautiful woman.

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Wanted to see if I could post a pic of my wife


 



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How about Charisma carpenter,  she is a hottie


 



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I wish I was that carpet.

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Easy Eman wrote:

How about Charisma carpenter,  she is a hottie
 




She is the whole reason I have seen every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Want some more Carpet munch, I mean Carpenter.???


 



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OK  THIS is the HOTTEST pic of Charisma Ive seen. 
 

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ANyone for a Charisma butt biscuit??




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Bread Styx wrote:


Shakira? Please...you just like her exotic name. I think Salma Hayek is much prettier and I am a straight woman. Natalie Portman is quite lovely in a delicate way.....with a bit of mischief lurking within.  


I used to absolutely Salma Hayek, but then she did the movie Frida and the unibrow freaked me out. So, I moved on to Penelope Cruz. hehe


I watched Divas in Las Vegas completely by accident while channel suffering oneday and saw Shakira and fell in love.


Did anyone catch her on American Idol last night?



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Easy Eman wrote:

ANyone for a Charisma butt biscuit??



I literally had to close my own mouth on that one.

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SB wrote:


Did anyone catch her on American Idol last night?

I did.


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Charisma Carpenter is very sexy. I agree with eman about Ashley Judd.


Evangeline Lilly aka Kate from Lost is very hot to.


 



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Wow

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SB wrote:


Bread Styx wrote: Shakira? Please...you just like her exotic name. I think Salma Hayek is much prettier and I am a straight woman. Natalie Portman is quite lovely in a delicate way.....with a bit of mischief lurking within.   I used to absolutely Salma Hayek, but then she did the movie Frida and the unibrow freaked me out. So, I moved on to Penelope Cruz. hehe I watched Divas in Las Vegas completely by accident while channel suffering oneday and saw Shakira and fell in love. Did anyone catch her on American Idol last night?

You obviously have a Latin woman thing going on ......I can appreciate that. I think Latin women are quite beautiful......I have a whole family full of them, thank you very much! 

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