sparky wrote:

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KatScratch wrote: really???? Dam, cats are animals (4 legs too....that's 2 too many), I'm fucked now..... hahaa just bend a couple of legs up behind your back and i'll start fucking then.

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Hey...how'd you know I was flexible enough to do that?????

...Actually...yes, I'm very flexible....and double jointed!

hmmm....I think we found the cure for your fear of cats....lmao.....

KatScratch wrote:

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...Actually...yes, I'm very flexible....and double jointed!

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According to rumor, I can confirm that!!!! LOL

sparky wrote:

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eltsacon wrote: According to rumor, I can confirm that!!!! LOL Can't always believe rumours though.

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RIGHT!!! That's what I keep telling her husband! But he doesn't get anything unless kat makes dummy pictures! ROFLMAO

eltsacon wrote:

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eltsacon wrote: According to rumor, I can confirm that!!!! LOL Can't always believe rumours though. RIGHT!!! That's what I keep telling her husband! But he doesn't get anything unless kat makes dummy pictures! ROFLMAO

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In your dreams! Wake up, you're fantisizing again! Watch your step E-con....I have a small sense of humor there....I will let yah ride that one, but only that one!

Wake up Alice...you ain't in Wonder Land anymore and this sure the hell ain't Fantasy Island!!

KatScratch wrote:

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sparky wrote:
Maybe some rumours are true after all. lol
Don't make me put soap in that mouth of yours....

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Ok, i'm sorry, your pm made me laugh though.

KatScratch wrote:

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Wake up Alice...you ain't in Wonder Land anymore and this sure the hell ain't Fantasy Island!!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure it is, I will be the guy in the white suit. Mini-me will be the other little white suit. You can be the woman putting the hula’s around everyone's neck when they get off the plane! LOL

Stepping off the plane :

US - "Here's a man whose fantasy is to expose himself to the entire world all at once. He believes the world will just be a better place once everyone is thinking of his dick at the same time."

Photo –“This woman’s fantasy is to be able to pleasure every woman she sees by simply using the powers of her mind, and at the same time be able to protect her not so secret lover whenever the harshness of life comes their way. Though tatto, she’s not at her best right now to start her fantasy. It appears they had to drug her on the plane!”

Entry – “This woman’s fantasy is to somehow control herself when it comes to her secret life on the Internet. And more importantly, try to retire at night to her bed rather then falling asleep on the keyboard.”

Scarecrow – “This woman’s fantasy is to forget that she has ever been married. But first would like a chance to have one day with him tied up with a blow torch just to get even.”

Toby – “This young man fantasy is to one day find out that he is indeed going to have something to do with law enforcement in his life.  He just wants that one moment of relief knowing he is going down the right road”

Plush – “This creatures fantasy is to actually be who she believes she is. This will take some doing tattoo!.”  (It’s a joke plush, play along.)

Sparkey – “This man’s fantasy is to have just one weekend of tongue rest. He will not be allowed to speak, open this mouth or move his tongue.”

Bread sty – “ This woman is hoping to relive her youth knowing what she knows now. She wants to just live on the wild side to see if she really missed anything.”

eltsacon wrote:

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KatScratch wrote:
Wake up Alice...you ain't in Wonder Land anymore and this sure the hell ain't Fantasy Island!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure it is, I will be the guy in the white suit. Mini-me will be the other little white suit. You can be the woman putting the hula’s around everyone's neck when they get off the plane! LOL
Stepping off the plane :
US - "Here's a man whose fantasy is to expose himself to the entire world all at once. He believes the world will just be a better place once everyone is thinking of his dick at the same time."
Photo –“This woman’s fantasy is to be able to pleasure every woman she sees by simply using the powers of her mind, and at the same time be able to protect her not so secret lover whenever the harshness of life comes their way. Though tatto, she’s not at her best right now to start her fantasy. It appears they had to drug her on the plane!”
Entry – “This woman’s fantasy is to somehow control herself when it comes to her secret life on the Internet. And more importantly, try to retire at night to her bed rather then falling asleep on the keyboard.”
Scarecrow – “This woman’s fantasy is to forget that she has ever been married. But first would like a chance to have one day with him tied up with a blow torch just to get even.”
Toby – “This young man fantasy is to one day find out that he is indeed going to have something to do with law enforcement in his life.  He just wants that one moment of relief knowing he is going down the right road”
Plush – “This creatures fantasy is to actually be who she believes she is. This will take some doing tattoo!.”  (It’s a joke plush, play along.)
Sparkey – “This man’s fantasy is to have just one weekend of tongue rest. He will not be allowed to speak, open this mouth or move his tongue.”
Bread sty – “ This woman is hoping to relive her youth knowing what she knows now. She wants to just live on the wild side to see if she really missed anything.”

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That was kinda good elt, ever thought about becoming a novelist?, you could go far.

eltsacon wrote:

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KatScratch wrote:
Wake up Alice...you ain't in Wonder Land anymore and this sure the hell ain't Fantasy Island!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure it is, I will be the guy in the white suit. Mini-me will be the other little white suit. You can be the woman putting the hula’s around everyone's neck when they get off the plane! LOL
Stepping off the plane :
US - "Here's a man whose fantasy is to expose himself to the entire world all at once. He believes the world will just be a better place once everyone is thinking of his dick at the same time."
Photo –“This woman’s fantasy is to be able to pleasure every woman she sees by simply using the powers of her mind, and at the same time be able to protect her not so secret lover whenever the harshness of life comes their way. Though tatto, she’s not at her best right now to start her fantasy. It appears they had to drug her on the plane!”
Entry – “This woman’s fantasy is to somehow control herself when it comes to her secret life on the Internet. And more importantly, try to retire at night to her bed rather then falling asleep on the keyboard.”
Scarecrow – “This woman’s fantasy is to forget that she has ever been married. But first would like a chance to have one day with him tied up with a blow torch just to get even.”
Toby – “This young man fantasy is to one day find out that he is indeed going to have something to do with law enforcement in his life.  He just wants that one moment of relief knowing he is going down the right road”
Plush – “This creatures fantasy is to actually be who she believes she is. This will take some doing tattoo!.”  (It’s a joke plush, play along.)
Sparkey – “This man’s fantasy is to have just one weekend of tongue rest. He will not be allowed to speak, open this mouth or move his tongue.”
Bread sty – “ This woman is hoping to relive her youth knowing what she knows now. She wants to just live on the wild side to see if she really missed anything.”

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Hahaha.....that was pretty funny

Psst....Buttercup....See what a little quiet time with BBB bouncers can do for him..

Hahahaha, yes I see. It seems to both soothe him and bring out his creative side.

Yup...that was pretty good