A fear you'd like to conquer

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

RE: A fear you'd like to conquer

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

eltsacon wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure it is, I will be the guy in the white suit. Mini-me will be the other little white suit. You can be the woman putting the hula’s around everyone's neck when they get off the plane! LOL
Stepping off the plane :
US - "Here's a man whose fantasy is to expose himself to the entire world all at once. He believes the world will just be a better place once everyone is thinking of his dick at the same time."
Photo –“This woman’s fantasy is to be able to pleasure every woman she sees by simply using the powers of her mind, and at the same time be able to protect her not so secret lover whenever the harshness of life comes their way. Though tatto, she’s not at her best right now to start her fantasy. It appears they had to drug her on the plane!”
Entry – “This woman’s fantasy is to somehow control herself when it comes to her secret life on the Internet. And more importantly, try to retire at night to her bed rather then falling asleep on the keyboard.”
Scarecrow – “This woman’s fantasy is to forget that she has ever been married. But first would like a chance to have one day with him tied up with a blow torch just to get even.”
Toby – “This young man fantasy is to one day find out that he is indeed going to have something to do with law enforcement in his life. He just wants that one moment of relief knowing he is going down the right road”
Plush – “This creatures fantasy is to actually be who she believes she is. This will take some doing tattoo!.” (It’s a joke plush, play along.)
Sparkey – “This man’s fantasy is to have just one weekend of tongue rest. He will not be allowed to speak, open this mouth or move his tongue.”
Bread sty – “ This woman is hoping to relive her youth knowing what she knows now. She wants to just live on the wild side to see if she really missed anything.”

Isnt that me the truth, drug my ass to get me on there.

You forgot Bcups and MP

woodbutcher · Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

eltsacon wrote:

Shit! You ever been married butcher?

wouldn't waste the effort the "honey-do" gets too d*mn long!!

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

woodbutcher wrote:

wouldn't waste the effort the "honey-do" gets too d*mn long!!

Amen to that.....Just fuck em and leave 'em......

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

woodbutcher wrote:

eltsacon wrote: Shit! You ever been married butcher? wouldn't waste the effort the "honey-do" gets too d*mn long!!

Well that's my point. Get married once or twice! Then, approaching women gets allot easier. By then you realize that no matter how nice they look or act, if sparks fly and it looks good, it just means they are going to be one of your horror stories in 10 years! Why the hell would you be nervous to approach that!?

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

Photogrrlz wrote:

You forgot Bcups and MP

No, not really. Did one on bcups, but when I was done I wasn't sure she would see the humor in it as much as everyone else might. (kansas thing). And MP,,, well that's a cat I haven't figured out yet. Did one on zap too, but that would of got me kicked! LOL

-- Edited by eltsacon at 01:33, 2006-04-15

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Buttercup wrote:

Seeing a house fire has on occasion made me re-examine my food choices.

USofAcop · Banned

You have been warned, my wiener is cumming near you soon!

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

I have a fear of having to go to the bathroom and being in a situation where I can't. I never really had this fear until I started riding with police officers. Now I think about it a lot.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

eltsacon wrote:

Photogrrlz wrote:

You forgot Bcups and MP

No, not really. Did one on bcups, but when I was done I wasn't sure she would see the humor in it as much as everyone else might. (kansas thing). And MP,,, well that's a cat I haven't figured out yet. Did one on zap too, but that would of got me kicked! LOL-- Edited by eltsacon at 01:33, 2006-04-15

I can laugh at myself, E-con, you should know that. I do it all the time.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

entre new wrote:

Buttercup wrote:
Seeing a house fire has on occasion made me re-examine my food choices.

Kat posted a list of politically correct terms, and "re-examining food choices" also means vomiting.

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Buttercup wrote:

entre new wrote: Buttercup wrote: Seeing a house fire has on occasion made me re-examine my food choices. Kat posted a list of politically correct terms, and "re-examining food choices" also means vomiting.
Oh. I thought you were thinking of giving up flambeing or something.

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

my biggest fear, and one tht really annoys me is

cockroaches,

I am scare of those fuckers, esp. the ones that can fly.

when I was little I was tying my shoe in the gargae, and one crawled across me. I screamed and yelled and all.....dad just laughed it off. after tht- never again i jut go the other way.

BTW- hairspray. what it does to your hair- it does to them. In houston with the humnid hot weather...serves them right. and if ion an open place...b cups beware a match can they are fried.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

entre new wrote:

Oh. I thought you were thinking of giving up flambeing or something.

Haha, nope. I like Bananas Foster way too much to give up flambeing.

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

texaschickeee wrote:

BTW- hairspray. what it does to your hair- it does to them. In houston with the humnid hot weather...serves them right.

That seems cruel. It serves them right for being cockroaches? Like they had a choice? It seems more humane to squash them, even if it takes some cleanup work afterward (as harspray does too). I don't see the point of any creature suffering needlessly just for being what they are.

Nothing personal, TC. Just mystified about your thinking on this.

-- Edited by entre new at 04:18, 2006-04-17

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Buttercup wrote:

I like Bananas Foster way too much to give up flambeing.
Mmmm...Bananas Foster.

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

entre new wrote:

texaschickeee wrote: BTW- hairspray. what it does to your hair- it does to them. In houston with the humnid hot weather...serves them right. That seems cruel. It serves them right for being cockroaches? Like they had a choice? It seems more humane to squash them, even if it takes some cleanup work afterward (as harspray does too). I don't see the point of any creature suffering needlessly just for being what they are. Nothing personal, TC. Just mystified about your thinking on this.-- Edited by entre new at 04:18, 2006-04-17

ummmmmmmmmm, we are talking about cockroaches here aren't we?

-- Edited by eltsacon at 09:12, 2006-04-17

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

I think so.....something that could survive a nuclear explosion and it's given humane rights????? They are nasty disease spreading bugs???? Kill them how ever you can!

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

yea! I have no problem killing bugs! I'm sure they have their purpose but if they get in my bubble, they die! I wouldn't give a second thought to spraying hairspray on any insect, ants, spiders, grasshoppers, bee's, wasps, plushes,,, nope.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

texaschickeee wrote:

my biggest fear, and one tht really annoys me is cockroaches, I am scare of those fuckers, esp. the ones that can fly. when I was little I was tying my shoe in the gargae, and one crawled across me. I screamed and yelled and all.....dad just laughed it off. after tht- never again i jut go the other way. BTW- hairspray. what it does to your hair- it does to them. In houston with the humnid hot weather...serves them right. and if ion an open place...b cups beware a match can they are fried.

OOOH, I have seen the cockroaches in Houston....so big, they hurt when they fly and smash into you. They are bigger and more plentiful in my hometown. There are a lot of palm trees there and far more humidity ...they love it. When I was a kid, we determined where we would play depending on how many trees were around and the humidity level. If it was a melter...we avoided trees of any kind all together.

Windex works too.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Roaches are disease infested creatures and stepping on them with your foot or smashing them with a hard object doesnt always do the trick due to their hard outer shell of sorts. They usually twitch and suffer because one part of their body is smooshed and the other is not. How's that for inhumane?

Frankly, I dont care...I just dont want them spreading disease as they do. Once you have had one fly in your hair and get stuck........you will not have time to find a humane way to kill the thing...you will just do it.

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Bread Styx wrote:

Roaches are disease infested creatures and stepping on them with your foot or smashing them with a hard object doesnt always do the trick due to their hard outer shell of sorts. They usually twitch and suffer because one part of their body is smooshed and the other is not. How's that for inhumane? Frankly, I dont care...I just dont want them spreading disease as they do. Once you have had one fly in your hair and get stuck........you will not have time to find a humane way to kill the thing...you will just do it.

I agree! I suck them (bugs & spiders) up in the little shop vac....

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Bread Styx wrote:

Roaches are disease infested creatures and stepping on them with your foot or smashing them with a hard object doesnt always do the trick due to their hard outer shell of sorts.

I generally put them outside, or squash and immediately flush them. I have no problem with killing things. I just believe in killing them in the quickest and most painless way.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

entre new wrote:

Bread Styx wrote: Roaches are disease infested creatures and stepping on them with your foot or smashing them with a hard object doesnt always do the trick due to their hard outer shell of sorts. I generally put them outside, or squash and immediately flush them. I have no problem with killing things. I just believe in killing them in the quickest and most painless way.

I put lizards and caterpillars outside. If a bug invades my home....its sayonara...no warm fuzzy feelings for that. Spiders get stomped on quickly and thats quick. I dont have a problem with roaches in my neck of Texas...thank goodness. Back home, I killed them as quickly as I could......but flying roaches are difficult to smash or catch when then take flight. Grosss, yes...but one must do what one must do. I dont like the bug spray ..too messy and smelly and just dangerous to have around the house.

We have Orkin come out regularly to treat the house and outside for critters, so we dont have problem. Fire ants are a different story....those things are tougher than roaches and they hurt when they sting....pus-filled bumpy blister leaving hurt. I will kill those as quickly as I can....wont show any mercy. You will be happy to know that my bug guy uses insecticide that is animal friendly...not toxic to animals, just bugs. The hell its not....give me a break.

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Bread Styx wrote:

I dont like the bug spray ..too messy and smelly and just dangerous to have around the house.
I totally agree. That stuff seems to cling to everything within spraying range. Not good when you have a child in the house.

We have a problem with fire ants in CA too. Ouch, they hurt.

Some of my neighbors' kids get sick when they spray outside. Mostly asthma and allergy-like symptoms. I used to, but I got used to it.

I got a thing that you plug into an outlet and it seems to keep bugs away. I'm not sure of the science behind it, but as long as it works, I use it.

Inside Out · BITCH

Spiders....

any kind any size...I freak out...my SO just laughs at me...but I just freeze and scream...especially with the bigger ones....

The guys have seen two "brown recluses" and I had them kill a "black widow" not to long ago...

I got a e-mail that shows what brown recluses bites look like after just 9 days...

Warning----These photos are graphic and will turn your stomach

I guess they call it Aratnaphobia...what ever....I got it bad

-- Edited by Inside Out at 15:08, 2006-04-17

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Arachnaphobia and that pic was nasty.....ewwww.

I dont like spiders, but neither does my husband so I have the pleasure of killing and disposing of the darn things...that big baby!

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

entre new wrote:

. Nothing personal, TC. Just mystified about your thinking on this.-- Edited by entre new at 04:18, 2006-04-17

actully entre, i think it is personal to you in some respect. every thing I post that has to do with frangrances , cleaning things or what not, you report in about "not being tested on animals."

and I believe in that also. Plase RE READ MY POST

I state that when I see them I go the other way. the theread is FEARS you want to conqure. that means..I AM AFRAID OF THEM. the spray is pretty human, as bread pointed out already.

it stiffins them up, it closes the air ways...and they die with out pain. half smashed w and then the toliet bowl...yes that a nice way to go.

chill out EN.....I love animals, i would never do anything to hurt them. please leave well enough alone.

deputy dinosaur · Stinky

Those brown recluses are up here too. They are so poisonous the flesh actually dies. So a little spider bite ends up to be something like a burn you get on the motorcycle muffler. I hate spiders. I spray to kill the black widows that live in my backyard awning. It kills them immediately but it takes them days to fall down. Half of the time, they are suspended by their web, hanging at eye level. You don't see them til they hit you in the face. And yes, I do sometimes scream like a BITCH.

cajuncutie · Cat's Meow

deputy dinosaur wrote:

Those brown recluses are up here too. They are so poisonous the flesh actually dies. So a little spider bite ends up to be something like a burn you get on the motorcycle muffler. I hate spiders. I spray to kill the black widows that live in my backyard awning. It kills them immediately but it takes them days to fall down. Half of the time, they are suspended by their web, hanging at eye level. You don't see them til they hit you in the face. And yes, I do sometimes scream like a BITCH.

creepy crawly things are a routine part of life in Louisiana...and hey

we got insects too....