Time of the month

sparky · Man Whore

RE: Time of the month

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

entre new wrote:

I am worried about getting to my woman before she hits menopause. Oh, is that too much over-40 TMI?

I think you need to take the woman out first, before you can do anything with her.

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

Bread Styx wrote:

Sparky, I dont use slang to let others know I am menstruating. I was taught not to discuss such a private matter unless I was talking to my doctor or planning to get pregnant or trying not to....and that would only be with my husband ...I dont even say that to him; I just tell him its not a good time for that and he understands because I make make funny faces and point down. He laughs and asks me if its "harpoon time" That helps me remember that I am not Mary Poppins.
If I must let someone know something so personal, I just say I am having my period or that "my little friend" is visiting me.

Wow......Prude....lmmo

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

I AM NOT A PRUDE...I just dont like talking about stuff like that in such a way. I will complain with my girlfriends if I am crampy or any odd changes during that time.....concerns or complaints, but I dont discuss it over scones and tea with my mates. I do joke around with my sisters and cousins from time to time when I am acting like Godzilla due to hormonal rages, but thats about it. The rule my mother made in my house when I was growing up was "I dont want to know when you are menstruating by looking in the trash nor by being told. If there is a problem ....then tell me. Its not lady-like to discuss such personal moments in ones life." Thats just me.

Sparky...women over here use a lot of slang too. I am by no means offended, I just dont use that type of slang. I think a womans body is a wonderful thing and is very complex. My special time of the month prepares me for a baby.....when I was not ready to have children, it helped balance my hormones and keep me from castrating certain young men I knew.

It can be a pain in many places, not just my ass........but I manage.

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

Instead of Bread Styx, we can call you Prude Styx, rolls right off the tongue

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Photogrrlz wrote:

Instead of Bread Styx, we can call you Prude Styx, rolls right off the tongue

You are getting on my nerves, woman....

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

thats what she really meant.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

texaschickeee wrote:

thats what she really meant.

You got that right, sista!

I cant really tell her what to do with her Prude Styx, because she would probably like it

Zombie · seductively evil

I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy.

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

Zombie wrote:

I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy.

I do too. I hit walmart for the brownies and the sugar. Midol and aspirin, and tampons. If I had the balls I woulg go in my housecoat and curlers. But i am not that brave. Don't forget the cig hanging out of the mouth. That is a classic. And stare at the Male checkout guy with the look of death. That is fucking joy right there.

-- Edited by Plush at 18:33, 2006-05-01

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Zombie wrote:

I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy.

Amen.....

Zombie · seductively evil

Plush wrote:

Zombie wrote: I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy. I do too. I hit walmart for the brownies and the sugar. Midol and aspirin, and tampons. If I had the balls I woulg go in my housecoat and curlers. But i am not that brave. Don't forget the cig hanging out of the mouth. That is a classic. And stare at the Male checkout fuy with the look of death.-- Edited by Plush at 18:32, 2006-05-01

So except for the Midol and tampons it's just another Saturday, right Plushous?

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

Zombie wrote:

Plush wrote:
Zombie wrote: I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy. I do too. I hit walmart for the brownies and the sugar. Midol and aspirin, and tampons. If I had the balls I woulg go in my housecoat and curlers. But i am not that brave. Don't forget the cig hanging out of the mouth. That is a classic. And stare at the Male checkout fuy with the look of death.-- Edited by Plush at 18:32, 2006-05-01
So except for the Midol and tampons it's just another Saturday, right Plushous?

ahaha i see how it is gonna be. I like you, what a pain. Saturday's i switch it up with a fifth of jack.

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Photogrrlz wrote:

I think you need to take the woman out first, before you can do anything with her.
I am hoping that by some miracle we will meet somewhere away from her work, and then I will be braver.

Zombie · seductively evil

Plush wrote:

Zombie wrote: Plush wrote: Zombie wrote: I think of it as monthly reaffirmation of my womanhood and I celebrate it. When I feel each cramp, I know I'm a living breathing woman. I call it my joy. I do too. I hit walmart for the brownies and the sugar. Midol and aspirin, and tampons. If I had the balls I woulg go in my housecoat and curlers. But i am not that brave. Don't forget the cig hanging out of the mouth. That is a classic. And stare at the Male checkout fuy with the look of death.-- Edited by Plush at 18:32, 2006-05-01 So except for the Midol and tampons it's just another Saturday, right Plushous? ahaha i see how it is gonna be. I like you, what a pain. Saturday's i switch it up with a fifth of jack.

I get Jack on Sundays, Saturdays I spend with Senor cuervo.

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

Zombie wrote:

So except for the Midol and tampons it's just another Saturday, right Plushous?

More like everyday in general for her

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

entre new wrote:

I am hoping that by some miracle we will meet somewhere away from her work, and then I will be braver.

don't call it a mircle, more like maybe actually put effot in speaking to her about other things besides work.

Zombie · seductively evil

Photogrrlz wrote:

Zombie wrote: So except for the Midol and tampons it's just another Saturday, right Plushous? More like everyday in general for her

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

Photogrrlz wrote:

don't call it a mircle, more like maybe actually put effot in speaking to her about other things besides work.
Yes, and I'm trying, but she is very much on task. On the bright side though, I think she finally understands that I like her very much. She's not sure in what way...but she knows she's very special to me. That's a start, isn't it?