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Easy Eman


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Sideshow wrote:

homer simpson?

Nope, Homie the Clown... One of the Wayans brothers...Damon?

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Hogboy


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"A cop is somebody who is too lazy to work and too afraid to steal" (unknown)


"A cop is not what you ARE. It's what you DO" (unknown)


"Cops see the worst kinds of people and people at their worst" Joseph Wambaugh


"Never trust a Freemason"- Hogboy


 


 



-- Edited by Hogboy at 20:31, 2006-11-06

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foxfyre


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Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.
  - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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If you want to "Change the World" ... take a look in the Mirror and "Change Yourself".

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charles M. Schulz

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"A witty saying proves nothing."


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Easy Eman


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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

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"Never trust a Pigsonofabitch that thinks he's Illuminati..."

By the way, the "fool me once..." quote is an old Scottish saying.

"The laws of probability say... YOU SUCK!" -Me

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"I am mostly nice"

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Sideshow


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"Show me your boobies"

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My mind will kill me if I let it.  TC


The longer I live, the longer I see just how stupid some people really can become. - My boss. (and yes he was pissed, but I liked tht statement.)


 


If nothing changes, nothing changes.  - unsure.


 



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USofGay


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I am an idiot ~ Hogboy


I am a punk ass bitch ~ MP_Handler



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ROFLMAO



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-- Edited by texaschickeee at 18:31, 2006-11-08

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And...(drumroll, please) my all time favorite:


 


"Do you have a weiner?"



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foxfyre


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  • Well, Aimee Semple McPherson has written a book. And were you to call it a little peach, you would not be so much as scratching its surface. It is the story of her life, and it is called In the Service of the King, which title is perhaps a bit dangerously suggestive of a romantic novel. It may be that this autobiography is set down in sincerity, frankness and simple effort. It may be, too, that the Statue of Liberty is situated in Lake Ontario.

    • Dorothy Parker, "Our Lady of the Loudspeaker" in The New Yorker (25 February 1928)


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    Bread Styx wrote:

    And...(drumroll, please) my all time favorite:


     


    "Do you have a weiner?"




    Now, I wonder who said that?

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    I am kind of parcel to ...


    "Shut Up Stupid"


    imagine that .... 



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    "Buttercup is #1." - Monkey Proof (formerly MP_handler)

    -- Edited by Buttercup at 19:03, 2006-11-08

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    "In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."

    - Henry Louis Mencken

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    EAT  MY  SHORTS....


    John Bender to Principal Dick head in The Breffast Club



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    foxfyre


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    "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."  - Evan Esar
     



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    "I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book."

    - Groucho Marx

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    How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.

    - Benjamin Disraeli

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    "kick it up a notch"


    " BAM "


    .......Emeril



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    whats for dinner- my stray.


     


     



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    Buttercup


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    Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. - Thomas Jefferson

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    Buttercup wrote:

    Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. - Thomas Jefferson

     that is true, and so honest.

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    foxfyre


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    "If this place were any less fun, it would need a librarian."


    Fairly Odd Parents



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    When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive--to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. -- Marcus Aurelius

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