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Toothpick

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Great Sheriff, I wish mine was like this


>                 TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
>
>                  HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
>
>                 AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.
>  ?
>
>            
>

>
>                       THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
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>      Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
>
>   He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for
>                                    them.
>
>     He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
>                     weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
>
>    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
>                                city projects.
>
>      Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
>                               discrimination.
>
>   He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order
>  that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only
>              let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
>
>   When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot
>           it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
>
>            He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
>
>   When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.
>                   If you don't like it, don't come back."
>
>   He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into
>                                  the jails.
>
>
>                
>

>
>                         More on the Arizona Sheriff:
>
>    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees
>  just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates
>  living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County
>   Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued
>                              pink boxer shorts.
>
>    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on
>  their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside
>                               the week before.
>
>    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their
>                 chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
>
>  "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has
>               lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."
>
>   Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago
>  started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not
>    one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
>   "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and
>  they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so
>                          shut your damned mouths!"
>
>  Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be
>  a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for
>   their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only
>    to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on
>     taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for
>                                 themselves.
>
>             If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.
>
>     Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona.
>





    


   



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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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I think that is how jail should be. If they aren't dying of starvation or heat stroke then they are fine. Don't wanna do the time, don't do the crime. Sheesh people amaze me at how they expect to be treated sometimes. It's fucking jail. Not meant to be paradise.

-- Edited by Plush at 17:24, 2006-05-16

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I was always partial to the Escape From New York kinda jail.    



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Seductively Sassy

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funny I showed him in a older video today and talked about the same things plush said.


 


of cousre i was a B when they left...but then again they were free also.


I told them that if more county jails went into that mode...it would not be s nice as they remembered the last time.


 


but again they were free and that was good. its not the hilton. and i had no idea tht there is a fed order about the cable. that really sucks.



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Sweetypeach

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This Sherriff needs to either move just one state over to the west or go through a cloning machine so we can have thousands like him.   

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