There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those that make things happen.
Those that watch things happen.
Those that wonder what happened.
Which one are you?
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Smick. Smick was 29 years old and lived in Hicksville, Hickatonia. While walking home from school one day, a Pink Cat jumped out from behind a Crackhead and tackled Smick to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Smick realized that the Pink Cat was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Smick decided to keep the Pink Cat as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet Pink Cat "Photo."
When Smick and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Smick's mother. And boy was she surprised to see a Pink Cat following Smick into the yard! "What in world is that?" shouted . "It's a Pink Cat," answered Smick. "Dah, I can see that, Smick, but what on earth is it doing here?" said . "It's my new pet!" answered Smick. "Oh you think so do you?" remarked . "I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Pink Cats. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home." And with that Smick grabbed Photo by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house -- even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house, Smick and Photo played and played, that is until Smick's favorite television show, "Dukes of Hazzard," started. At that point Smick forgot all about Photo having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through "Dukes of Hazzard," when Smick was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, "Fuck!! Smick! Get your Ass in the Kitchen...NOW!!" With that Smick rushed into the Kitchen to see what all the fuss was about.
When she entered the Kitchen, there stood her father, pointing toward the Chair. "Will someone please explain that?" asked her father. Then, as Smick followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Chair, was the biggest pile of Cat doo-doo she had ever seen! "I don't EVEN want to know how that got there," said . "But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!"
Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Smick knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Photo for a pet. So without hesitation, Smick set out to find where Photo was hiding.
After a few minutes of looking, Smick discovered Photo crouched beneath the table that Smick did her Masturbating on. "Come on, Photo, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Chair!" scolded Smick. "Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Cat!! And with that Smick led Photo out of the house and down to the local Hicksville Market. Hicksville Market had a pet section and Smick knew the owner would find Photo a good home. So after saying good-bye to Photo, and thanking the owner of Hicksville Market, Smick walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Beers. But Smick's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Smick suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.
The End.
-- Edited by Buttercup at 20:59, 2006-05-31
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
Random Story Generator..... , Smick walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Beers. But Smick's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Smick suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.-- Edited by Buttercup at 20:59, 2006-05-31
I love a story with a Happy Ending!
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
